Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-12: angel needs angels

Married To The Sea comic: angel needs angels * Text: Even an angel needs angels... And the meta-angels need meta-meta-angels

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03-30-12: the history of funny images

Married To The Sea comic: the history of funny images * Text: These funny images are taking forever to look through. I wish I had some sort of assistant to help me... and some way to mark which ones made me laugh out loud.

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03-29-12: dog to human communication

Married To The Sea comic: dog to human communication * Text: AND THEN I SMELLED THE THING I SAW AND IT WASN'T FOOD IT WAS POOP BUT I ATE IT ANYWAY AND I THREW UP BUT I LIKE PUKE SO I ATE IT

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03-28-12: mom look im a butterfly

Married To The Sea comic: mom look im a butterfly * Text: Mom! Look! I'm a butterfly! I'm going to die in a few weeks, help me lay hundreds of eggs!

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03-27-12: dont overthink things

Married To The Sea comic: dont overthink things * Text: This isn't fun. I should have known it wouldn't have been. Ugh, he's looking at me like he thinks so too. I can't believe I wanted to do this. I'm so fucking embarrassed I LIKE HAY AND CORN

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03-26-12: how to play cricket

Married To The Sea comic: how to play cricket * Text: How to play Cricket: A guide for Americans Who The Serious Fuck Even Knows

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03-25-12: the chef recommends

Married To The Sea comic: the chef recommends * Text: The Chef recommends - A couple fat bottles of wine - A big ass turkey - Extra grapes - Unless you're boring and lame

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03-24-12: almost forgot to charge

Married To The Sea comic: almost forgot to charge * Text: Whoops, we almost forgot to charge that guy for breathing the air floating around in the hospital! That's another $600.

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03-23-12: why you lookin

Married To The Sea comic: why you lookin * Text: Why you looking at me like that bro? You don't wanna hump me now that I'm part machine? That's fine, I got a whole message board full of people who love this shit.

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03-22-12: no no no no no

Married To The Sea comic: no no no no no * Text: No, no, no, no, no! Wrong, wrong, wrong! Why are you typing an idea that's not the same as mine?

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03-21-12: get down off the table

Married To The Sea comic: get down off the table * Text: Get down? Get down off the table? Sounds to me like you just don't respect men's rights.

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03-20-12: i remember the days

Married To The Sea comic: i remember the days * Text: I remember the days when if you got bored waiting somewhere, you'd just sit and stare instead of looking at your phone. You know how I remember? Because it was five fucking years ago.

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03-19-12: rules of golf

Married To The Sea comic: rules of golf * Text: Rules of Golf 1. Steal their land 2. Use their water to grow grass 3. Make them carry your clubs

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03-18-12: free water for cops

Married To The Sea comic: free water for cops * Text: Policeman! Hey, policeman! You want some free water? No cholera at all, good water. Won't make you shit until you die at all.

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03-17-12: wanna play afghanistan

Married To The Sea comic: wanna play afghanistan * Text: You wanna play Afghanistan with me? It's pretty easy. Just pretend this ball is a bomb and then shoot me and burn down my family's house.

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03-16-12: looking busy feeling great

Married To The Sea comic: looking busy feeling great * Text: Okay, I'm scheduling your meeting for noon. You've got another appointment at three, so make sure it doesn't run too late. If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

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03-15-12: a grip of candy

Married To The Sea comic: a grip of candy * Text: AAWWWW YEAAAAH, LET A 'PHANT GET A GRIP OF CANDY AND WATCH ME STOMP LIKE I DON'T GOT THE 'BETES

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03-14-12: grilled cheese toaster

Married To The Sea comic: grilled cheese toaster * Text: If I ever find that asshole who told me I could set my toaster on its side to make grilled cheese, I'm gonna set his toaster and cabinets on fire so he knows how it feels.

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03-13-12: another print job

Married To The Sea comic: another print job * Text: Ah, another print job well done... Fads like computers may come and go, but people's demand for newspapers and magazines is going nowhere but up.

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03-12-12: any old pottery

Married To The Sea comic: any old pottery * Text: Then, keep it spinning, and squish it into pretty much any shape. Put it in the kiln, and while it's baking, you can start an Etsy account.

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03-11-12: skeleton priest ruminations

Married To The Sea comic: skeleton priest ruminations * Text: Back in my day, a skeleton priest at the bottom of a well would be a big thing... Not anymore, I guess. World's moved on to brighter, flashier skeletons.

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03-10-12: horrible farmers market

Married To The Sea comic: horrible farmers market * Text: INEDIBLE PUMPKINS CUCUMBERS THAT TASTE LIKE NOTHING PRETEND TO SHOP HERE THEN GO HOME AND EAT MICROWAVE DINNER

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03-09-12: stand up idiot

Married To The Sea comic: stand up idiot * Text: Stand up, idiot. This isn't MMA. I'm not going to get down on the mat and roll around with you.

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03-08-12: smoke detector batteries

Married To The Sea comic: smoke detector batteries * Text: Nah, my batteries last like ten years. I just chirp once or twice a day when I get bored. Or if you're in bed trying to fall asleep.

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03-07-12: you jelly

Married To The Sea comic: you jelly * Text: You jelly? Yes. New design. Click for detail. Buy the t-shirt at Sharing Machine! Men's/women's S-M-L-XL. Order today, ships tomorrow.

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03-06-12: contraception in schools

Married To The Sea comic: contraception in schools * Text: And since I'm not allowed to tell any of you about contraception because of your asshole parents, I'd like to wish you luck with your shitty Oxycontin bastard babies, and may the Lord grant me an early retirement so I don't wind up having to try to teach them fifteen years from now.

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03-05-12: printing our music on sheets

Married To The Sea comic: printing our music on sheets * Text: We are conducting this Kickstarter for funds to print our music on sheets, for it is Expensive, but if you donate enough. I will give you my hat, and also the sheet music, and also my hat will smell like hair

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03-04-12: i hereby pledge

Married To The Sea comic: i hereby pledge * Text: I hereby pledge, Caroline, that my love is true, even if your butt is not as big as it looks, and I just want to know for the sake of conversation if it's really that big, just because it's interesting.

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03-03-12: i love you kitty

Married To The Sea comic: i love you kitty * Text: I loooooove you, Kitty! I LOVE BLOOD

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03-02-12: how to play with blocks

Married To The Sea comic: how to play with blocks * Text: Scott, Alexander, you two keep building. I'll repackage our block city into an AAA-rated security and sell it to investors without disclosing the risks involved.

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03-01-12: supposed to fix

Married To The Sea comic: supposed to fix * Text: So you're saying I'm supposed to fix this fucking planet? Ugh, kill me.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec