Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-12: how to play checkers

Married To The Sea comic: how to play checkers * Text: then if your checker gets to the other side it becomes a king but then what one of us wins the fleeting joy in the deep dark sea of existence id rather not

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01-30-12: my favorite tv show

Married To The Sea comic: my favorite tv show * Text: if they hadnt cancelled my favorite tv show i wouldnt have to find a stupid hobby to do

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01-29-12: how to hide a car

Married To The Sea comic: how to hide a car * Text: lets just push it far enough into the woods that its visible from the road then theyll see it and come up and theyll see all the blood and be like aaaah and thats when we pop out from the woods and yell happy presidents day

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01-28-12: loverod to thrill

Married To The Sea comic: loverod to thrill * Text: damn this chick is probably gonna want a loverod to thrill her erotic nights i shoulda answered that email

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01-27-12: military proofreading

Married To The Sea comic: military proofreading * Text: the report looks good but whats this part in here the thing about weirdos with creepy white hair and rape eyes whats just our safeguard in case this gets wikileaked

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01-26-12: minotaur of racquetball

Married To The Sea comic: minotaur of racquetball * Text:

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01-25-12: down dog down

Married To The Sea comic: down dog down * Text: down down barley down or im taking you your hover glands

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01-24-12: i dont believe in god

Married To The Sea comic: i dont believe in god * Text: no i dont believe in god im not a child i only believe in things that are rational and completely real such as libertarianism star wars star trek steampunk my little pony and anime

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01-23-12: planebook account

Married To The Sea comic: planebook account * Text: nah i deactivated my planebook account one day i was just like who cares where you flew for lunch

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01-22-12: the problem i think

Married To The Sea comic: the problem i think * Text: this little bit here is the problem i think are you supposed to have two of these i cant remember looks weird though

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01-21-12: head hoarder

Married To The Sea comic: head hoarder * Text: who would have left this perfectly good head just laying in the street someone could use this its still good

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01-20-12: argument against socialized healthcare

Married To The Sea comic: argument against socialized healthcare * Text: why do i have to pay for a poor persons basic healthcare boo hoo hoo hooo its just not fair

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01-19-12: the girl who could talk to birds

Married To The Sea comic: the girl who could talk to birds * Text: the girl who could talk to birds i want to fuck another bird and bust off in the bird and make more birds and eat seeds

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01-18-12: which is better one or two

Married To The Sea comic: which is better one or two * Text: why does everything have to be black and white cant i just say i respect one and two as equally valid optical choices

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01-17-12: the history of new york

Married To The Sea comic: the history of new york * Text: the work was long and physically demanding but the workers toiled year round confident that one day their descendants would be unable to afford rent on the very street they walked tirelessly

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01-16-12: rip marimba

Married To The Sea comic: rip marimba * Text: marinba the zoos rare lumpback gorilla died thursday he will be buried with a tombstone reading jerked off in front of thousands of children never arrested

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01-15-12: getting late

Married To The Sea comic: getting late * Text: ive actually gotta get back to heaven soon were having a thing tonight yeah its getting late id better dive back into the underworld myself see you later

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01-14-12: volleyball trouble

Married To The Sea comic: volleyball trouble * Text: why are you even playing volleyball you got some little shorts at home youre itching to wear

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01-13-12: this isnt as fun as it was

Married To The Sea comic: this isnt as fun as it was * Text: this isnt as fun as when we were kids neither is giving you a crank off while i watch law and order but we still do that dont we

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01-12-12: why did god make me left handed

Married To The Sea comic: why did god make me left handed * Text: uh did you read the bible my dad is a dick dude he killed me just to teach people a lesson

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01-11-12: the better part of a year

Married To The Sea comic: the better part of a year * Text: it took us the better part of a year mr hall but we finally finished building your moms douches

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01-10-12: the world needs ipods ipads ipeds and ipyds

Married To The Sea comic: the world needs ipods ipads ipeds and ipyds * Text: help someone save up help apples going to be mad if three of their best workers die

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01-09-12: computers may be useful

Married To The Sea comic: computers may be useful * Text: syntax error what is a jog file its a picture syntax error what is a picture figure 1 computers may be useful in the future but no one knows for sure

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01-08-12: daggering

Married To The Sea comic: daggering * Text: ive never heard of this daggering dance thomas would you ne so kind as to show me how it goes

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01-07-12: a simple plan

Married To The Sea comic: a simple plan * Text: youre still not convinced look the plans simple me and jones hang back to provide a distraction then you go in beat him up take his wallet and well split the money three ways

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01-06-12: the story of jesus

Married To The Sea comic: the story of jesus * Text: and put that i have great hair and a great beard write that theyre really thick and moisturized almost as if i invented conditioner and used it every day before people knew about it just really shiny lots of body

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01-05-12: my workout routine

Married To The Sea comic: my workout routine * Text: well lately my workout routine has been to mess up the house monday wednesday friday and then on offdays i throw food and shit my pants

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01-04-12: aim high

Married To The Sea comic: aim high * Text: aim high maybe youll take down an unmanned drone and we can use that as justification to invade

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01-03-12: last one

Married To The Sea comic: last one * Text: last one to fall through the frozen lake and end up as a lifetime movies a rotten egg

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01-02-12: this is the operator

Married To The Sea comic: this is the operator * Text: hi operator can you help me find the screen on here i need to text someone

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01-01-12: man yogurt

Married To The Sea comic: man yogurt * Text: please bobby dont say shit like man yogurt in my house that makes you sound like some kind of adult diaper wearing internet jerkoff

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec