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Married To The Sea comic: your haircuts own * Text: your haircuts own tom dont laugh i can say own im a gamer
09-30-11

your haircuts own
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Married To The Sea comic: covering a rap song * Text: im covering a rap song isnt it so funny how i said bitch arent i precious
09-29-11

covering a rap song
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Married To The Sea comic: legal to videotape police officers * Text: no sir its legal to videotape police officers im giving you a citation for swerving around and yelling buttfucker and i have a gun at me and doing the finger thing where you make a v and put your tongue in the v and wiggle it ive got 400 guns in my trunk pig i know my rights constitution ass cop buttfucker
09-28-11

legal to videotape police officers
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Married To The Sea comic: brosephine * Text: you scared eh come at me come at me brosephine
09-27-11

brosephine
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Married To The Sea comic: fire chief investigates * Text: chief to base im at the haunted house it is definitely spooky over
09-26-11

fire chief investigates
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Married To The Sea comic: why is that cat so small * Text: aaaah why is that cat so small ahhh mom you scared me
09-25-11

why is that cat so small
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Married To The Sea comic: dont be afraid * Text: dont be afraid tim just a regular old shoe try me on i wont hurt y well it looks like you might actually be allergic to clothes never mind
09-24-11

dont be afraid
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Married To The Sea comic: hey hey hey hey * Text: hey hey hey hey hey big dog big dog hey hey hey remember what the therapist told you hes just a crazy maker dont respond thats what he wants
09-23-11

hey hey hey hey
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Married To The Sea comic: inventions * Text: and he invented man and everything in heaven and earth except contraception and dinosaurs and gays mar 4 13
09-22-11

inventions
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Married To The Sea comic: statue of white liberty * Text: give me your tired white people your poor white people your huddles masses of white people yearning to breathe free
09-21-11

statue of white liberty
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Married To The Sea comic: foodie witches * Text: is this eye of newt locally harvested
09-20-11

foodie witches
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Married To The Sea comic: weird question houston * Text: weird question houston but uh theres not any oil here that i can see were only on the surface what come home already
09-19-11

weird question houston
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Married To The Sea comic: advanced indians * Text: these are advanced indians men theyve got covered wagons and barrels
09-18-11

advanced indians
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Married To The Sea comic: mr barnes meets mr noble * Text: i was going to ask you to either put the book down or buy it and go home but this might be a good business model would you like a cup of coffee
09-17-11

mr barnes meets mr noble
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Married To The Sea comic: go back to the war * Text: wish i could stay for dinner loletta but i have to go back to the war the war that were apparently fighting to make sure you can wear fucked up sleeve puffs
09-16-11

go back to the war
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Married To The Sea comic: pledge of allegiance * Text: its not timw for the pledge of allegiance per orders from the school board we are required to allow students to opt out of saying the pledge so id youd like to do this please see me and ill give you the words to i am a communist idiot which is a poem you will be reciting in front of the class when were all done honoring our country properly
09-15-11

pledge of allegiance
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Married To The Sea comic: leave me alone cat * Text: leave me alone cat i dont know where that red dot went either
09-14-11

leave me alone cat
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Married To The Sea comic: think we oughta help that guy * Text: you think we oughta help that guy doesnt looks like hes doing that well no dont even stop to look hes a shareware author if you give him a few bucks hes just going to stay there longer
09-13-11

think we oughta help that guy
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Married To The Sea comic: zero carbs zero calories * Text: no youre right it does taste pretty good im just wondering if its got zero carbs zero fat and zero calories what the ridiculous fuck is it made of
09-12-11

zero carbs zero calories
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Married To The Sea comic: repopularize horsemeat consumption * Text: re popularize horsemeat consumption because i fucking hate horses thats why
09-11-11

repopularize horsemeat consumption
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Married To The Sea comic: great at skating * Text: im getting great at skating all that stands between me and being in odd future is a pair of tube socks and a twitter account
09-10-11

great at skating
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Married To The Sea comic: so i implore you * Text: and so i implore you let he who has never used the church as a pretext to molest dozens of teens cast the first stone
09-09-11

so i implore you
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Married To The Sea comic: concussion * Text: hell yeah ive never had a concussion before extreme as fuck
09-08-11

concussion
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Married To The Sea comic: felt this alive * Text: ive never felt this alive before jed oh yeah waitll you see this thing i got called a car
09-07-11

felt this alive
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Married To The Sea comic: the world is a wondrous place * Text: the world is a wondrous place wait did i say wondrous i meant completely fucked
09-06-11

the world is a wondrous place
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Married To The Sea comic: the politicians prayer * Text: and if i die before i wake i pray the lord my online solicitation of prostitutes to take
09-05-11

the politicians prayer
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Married To The Sea comic: air conditioner bullshit * Text: ugh i can still feel my fingers this air conditioner is some bullshit
09-04-11

air conditioner bullshit
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Married To The Sea comic: no ball * Text: no ball equipment needed 4 paddles rules first team to go home loses
09-03-11

no ball
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Married To The Sea comic: sea assholes * Text: get in the net sea asshole i aint hanging out here to listen to you chit chat screech
09-02-11

sea assholes
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Married To The Sea comic: if youre listening god * Text: and if youre listening god give us a sign by replacing this bullshit ham and tea with some steaks or other real food
09-01-11

if youre listening god
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec