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Married To The Sea comic: i wish i hadnt forgot * Text: i wish i hadnt forgot about dre
03-31-11

i wish i hadnt forgot
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Married To The Sea comic: remember this moment forever * Text: remember this moment forever your chiropractor will want to know how you fucked your back up
03-30-11

remember this moment forever
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Married To The Sea comic: i love being lost * Text: i love floating out to sea woooo spring break 2011 spring break
03-29-11

i love being lost
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Married To The Sea comic: bitch burger * Text: youre a bitch burger josie youre two bitch patties on a fat bun thats bad at croquet
03-28-11

bitch burger
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Married To The Sea comic: all these strawberries * Text: and finished i didnt think id be able to ass on all these strawberries before sunrise
03-27-11

all these strawberries
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Married To The Sea comic: land of the free * Text: wow the new world is beautiful im gonna kill all the fucking indians and then call this place the land of the free
03-26-11

land of the free
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Married To The Sea comic: a fantastic voice for radio * Text: sir please a moment of your time ive got a fantastic voice for radio if you would kindly invent it and then give me a dollar i would be most grateful
03-25-11

a fantastic voice for radio
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Married To The Sea comic: good news bad news situation * Text: hey guys its a good news bad news situation good news is that all of your dads organs except one are healthy enough to transplant into other people
03-24-11

good news bad news situation
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Married To The Sea comic: dont close the gate * Text: dont close the gate im coming inside with you hell naw girl if you gonna be a hoe you got to sleep in the shed
03-23-11

dont close the gate
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Married To The Sea comic: let a seal live a natural life * Text: damn yall let a seal live a natural life he just wanna be a seal man come on
03-22-11

let a seal live a natural life
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Married To The Sea comic: how eggs are made * Text: hey kid you wanna see how eggs are made
03-21-11

how eggs are made
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Married To The Sea comic: asshole boat * Text: here she is friends loaded to capacity and right on time this is the boat matthew are you kidding me this is an asshole boat completely full of assholes
03-20-11

asshole boat
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Married To The Sea comic: o to learn to rede * Text: these books will quickly teach you to rede it is our fate to never rede o but we must rede them teacher why do you troll us without pause
03-19-11

o to learn to rede
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Married To The Sea comic: a way to convert dogs to energy * Text: if only there were a way to convert these dogs to energy perhaps some kind of puppy mill
03-18-11

a way to convert dogs to energy
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Married To The Sea comic: god mom im a rhino * Text: god mom i already explained to you that i dont need good grades to get into metallica its based on your guitar skills and knowledge
03-17-11

god mom im a rhino
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Married To The Sea comic: this is the life * Text: aaaah this is the life all i need now is a way to balance the internet precariously on my lap while i eat smoke and watch television
03-16-11

this is the life
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Married To The Sea comic: cup of whisky * Text: linwood dont give the baby that cup of whisky hold it for him while he drinks so he doesnt spill everywhere
03-15-11

cup of whisky
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Married To The Sea comic: bedtime prayer * Text: please god when i wake up let there be epilady for faces
03-14-11

bedtime prayer
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Married To The Sea comic: velocity compensation wing pressure * Text: velocity compensation wing pressure shit i should have stayed quiet when that lady ran back into economy all does anyone know how to fly a plane
03-13-11

velocity compensation wing pressure
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Married To The Sea comic: frog blaster * Text: a frog blaster isnt a real animal lucille do you even read animal hat vogue
03-12-11

frog blaster
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Married To The Sea comic: cross stitch project * Text: kill your parents
03-11-11

cross stitch project
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Married To The Sea comic: thats funny to you * Text: there it is everyone hoop hoop goes over my head thats funny to you huh hilarious little monkey hoop little monkey goes in the hoop i cant believe you guys traded unlimited jerkoffs and eating fruit all day for this bullshit yall took the wrong evolutionary branch for real
03-10-11

thats funny to you
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Married To The Sea comic: if any present have objections * Text: if any present have objections to this couple marrying stop right there father ive seen enough romantic comedies if some asshole from high school comes up here and grabs my hand youre not getting paid
03-09-11

if any present have objections
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Married To The Sea comic: keep the deck clean * Text: capn im trying my best to keep the deck clean if you could steer us out of the ocean we wouldnt have so much water n foam everywhere
03-08-11

keep the deck clean
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Married To The Sea comic: mustache club * Text: welcome to mustache club lester i must advise you that if today is your first day you are required to grow a mustache club rules
03-07-11

mustache club
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Married To The Sea comic: smells like indonesia * Text: master you should have called for me it smells like indonesia in here let me draw the curtain so you two dont attract every phish fan in the county
03-06-11

smells like indonesia
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Married To The Sea comic: marooned on the ice * Text: were marooned men theres no hope for us keep your head up charlie were just got to like polar bears lets see if we can get captured and put in a zoo
03-05-11

marooned on the ice
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Married To The Sea comic: show you a deck of cards * Text: whoa dude chill i was just gonna show you a deck of cards i got last week every cards a dude two guns you gotta point them both at me sounds like you could use a bubble bath or something
03-04-11

show you a deck of cards
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Married To The Sea comic: military industrial complex switch * Text: i think im getting the hang of these dishes wonder how my wifes getting along in the military industrial complex no i definitely want to burn some fucking afghani kids frank i just dont want to spend that much money to do it
03-03-11

military industrial complex switch
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Married To The Sea comic: base jumping * Text: youre fraid to die look at me harold i died base jumping and im still going back up there tonight
03-02-11

base jumping
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Married To The Sea comic: bullshit fiberglass * Text: who put all this bullshit fiberglass in my attic i gotta get some asbestos up here or dioxin never gonna get cancer with this cotton candy looking ass garbage
03-01-11

bullshit fiberglass
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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec