Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-11: cough syrup vs common cold

Married To The Sea comic: cough syrup vs common cold * Text: all right common cold its versus an entire bottle of cough syrup hope youre ready to trip balls shitvirus

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01-30-11: hereby give my possessions

Married To The Sea comic: hereby give my possessions * Text: you hear bye give your worldly positions its good you let me proof read this suicide note my lord

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01-29-11: nothing like it

Married To The Sea comic: nothing like it * Text: ah theres nothing like sitting in this recliner and napping on and off all fucking day then complaining that i cant sleep at night

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01-28-11: finished it ourselves

Married To The Sea comic: finished it ourselves * Text: i cant believe we finished this ourselves boys now all we have to do is invent trains

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01-27-11: good news for you

Married To The Sea comic: good news for you * Text: ive got good news for you being an asshole isnt illegal

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01-26-11: snow is beautiful

Married To The Sea comic: snow is beautiful * Text: no honey snow is not beasutiful its been pissed out by rats its evaporated from the skin of the dead flowed down the shit filled ganges and at the end of it all sucked up into the air and showered down on us its the sum of every dirty creature that's ever lived and you want me to roll around in it and then you also want me to quit drinking well you can only pick one

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01-25-11: hospital food

Married To The Sea comic: hospital food * Text: awesome a turkey sandwich and a milk box i cant believe my insurance company doesnt want to pay $245 a meal for this

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01-24-11: this electricity thing

Married To The Sea comic: this electricity thing * Text: so if we get this electricity thing figured out what is it gonna be good for all kinds of things twitter facebook memes you name it

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01-23-11: pollen queen 1992

Married To The Sea comic: pollen queen 1992 * Text: jeannie lou jenkins pollen queen crown was revoked in 1993 after it was revealed that she was doping with up to 40 benadryl a day

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01-22-11: meow meow envelope

Married To The Sea comic: meow meow envelope * Text: ugh this envelope glue it tastes like aha ronald get in here i think i found that meow meow you hid last year

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01-21-11: insufficient demand

Married To The Sea comic: insufficient demand * Text: dearest ms wright in response to your query dated june 13 we are saddened to report that there is insufficient demand in new england for a pokemon convention also if we may ask what is a pokemon yours new england board of meetings

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01-20-11: thats an ab wheel

Married To The Sea comic: thats an ab wheel * Text: thats an ab wheel you fool step down before your legs grow six packs

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01-19-11: you missed benjamin

Married To The Sea comic: you missed benjamin * Text: you missed benjamin im gonna go to work now unless you need me to wait a few minutes for you to reload that pilgrim looking pusspistol

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01-18-11: you like bikes

Married To The Sea comic: you like bikes * Text: hey you like bikes no im getting off this one soon as i can

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01-17-11: two months to live

Married To The Sea comic: two months to live * Text: well i give you two months to live how about that dr serious you like that all having to rush out and make appointments for skydiving and three ways

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01-16-11: means of travel

Married To The Sea comic: means of travel * Text: three of these means of travel wont make you hide your weed in your butthole and videotape you while they touch your nipples

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01-15-11: not getting a pulse

Married To The Sea comic: not getting a pulse * Text: hmm im not getting a pulse are you sure youre cardiovasculating

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01-14-11: there are worse things irving

Married To The Sea comic: there are worse things irving * Text: there are worse things irving imagine a man who finds the woman of his dreams but instead of falling for me she falls for someone you dont know at least you can be happy for me right its not so bad after all is it im glad we talked

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01-13-11: inner city mission

Married To The Sea comic: inner city mission * Text: wait inner city mission i thought the sign said inner city music guys my bad if you still wanna go record shopping we can go back to my place and look on ebay

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01-12-11: i know you like hunting

Married To The Sea comic: i know you like hunting * Text: i know you like hunting man but we can only carry 100 pounds of meat back to the wagon why dont you hang it up after this one

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01-11-11: happy anniversary sarah

Married To The Sea comic: happy anniversary sarah * Text: happy anniversary sarah i cant believe its been thirty years this coffee has really stunted our growth

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01-10-11: honk honk honk you dont stop

Married To The Sea comic: honk honk honk you dont stop * Text: the musicians arrived and to clydes surprise they were not a string ensemble but a brass trio whose repertoire consisted solely of a three hour arrangement of rappers delight

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01-09-11: how to get a ceiling fan

Married To The Sea comic: how to get a ceiling fan * Text: ms clark telegram from the superintendent i believe hes agrees to install a ceiling fan in your apartment as long as you stop parading through the lobby in beads and shoes

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01-08-11: cartoonist resuscitation

Married To The Sea comic: cartoonist resuscitation * Text: keep it going hes a cartoonist so his tolerance is probably through the roof ill tickle his gut to keep him awake im poring the scotch as fast as i can doctor

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01-07-11: flying a kite in a thunderstorm

Married To The Sea comic: flying a kite in a thunderstorm * Text: you idiot stop the fantasy is for the electrical fluid to be delivered to my nipples not your damned house key

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01-06-11: cant believe what he is doing

Married To The Sea comic: cant believe what he is doing * Text: i cant believe what that man is doing in his private home with his curtains not quite closed all the way

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01-05-11: america is for americans

Married To The Sea comic: america is for americans * Text: thanks yall this next song is about how much i love the french statue of liberty the english language german food and the spanish guitar its called america is for americans

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01-04-11: adios shitfuckers

Married To The Sea comic: adios shitfuckers * Text: adios you valley living ass shitfuckers were going to be there in a few minutes marv save the shitfuckers for when we leave

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01-03-11: oi kitchen

Married To The Sea comic: oi kitchen * Text: pi kitchen dyou hear me i said customers a bit dumb so make'im the chicken and ill say its veal

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01-01-11: im on the internet

Married To The Sea comic: im on the internet * Text: hey gina check it out im on the internet ugh i hate fox news so much im going to keep watching and watching it ha ha i dont agree with any of this but i cant stop fucking moaning and wringing my hands about it

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec