Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

02-28-11: i cant explain why

Married To The Sea comic: i cant explain why * Text: it just does mom i cant explain why it feels so good to be a gangster

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02-27-11: having fun at the expense of children

Married To The Sea comic: having fun at the expense of children * Text: sir youre the same man who entered and won the childrens pokemon tournament last month arent you

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02-26-11: charles dickens fan fiction

Married To The Sea comic: charles dickens fan fiction * Text: should i go with dickwick papers or nicholas dickleby ugh this fan fiction bullshit is hard i shouldve finished my chimney sweeping degree

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02-25-11: check this out christopher

Married To The Sea comic: check this out christopher * Text: check this out christopher we havent seen a fox all damned day but were surrounded by dogs what say we call this a dog hunt and go home now

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02-24-11: twenty three candles

Married To The Sea comic: twenty three candles * Text: i was only able to fit 23 candles on here mom but i figure thats 23 more than you should get for voting to screw the whole country out of health insurance

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02-23-11: make money working from home

Married To The Sea comic: make money working from home * Text: you make five hundred to a thousand dollars a day working from home margaret you have to tell me how to do that myself sure thing check your email tonight ill send you 900 messages about it

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02-22-11: different outlooks different hopes

Married To The Sea comic: different outlooks different hopes * Text: i hope one of these wheels doesnt break man if one of these wheels broke itd be totally sweet

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02-21-11: keep building men

Married To The Sea comic: keep building men * Text: keep building me youll not be finished until the highest windows look out onto nothing but our brick wall

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02-20-11: the foundry is too hot

Married To The Sea comic: the foundry is too hot * Text: youre a scientist edwin find a way to build wagons and ships from mercury so this place isnt so hot all the time

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02-19-11: good luck

Married To The Sea comic: good luck * Text: good luck hanging your curtains there

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02-18-11: writer fight

Married To The Sea comic: writer fight * Text: are you guys stupid its a metaphor just write some letters to the editor about how much you hate each other and call it a day youre gonna ruin those giant books

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02-17-11: raw eggs and cookie dough

Married To The Sea comic: raw eggs and cookie dough * Text: raw eggs wont hurt you jessica if your mothers not letting you have cookie dough before its bakes that just means she doesnt love you

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02-16-11: why do narwhals have horns

Married To The Sea comic: why do narwhals have horns * Text: thanks man but its not actually a horn its just a tooth nobody'll give us dental insurance its that preexisting condition bullshit they always pull

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02-15-11: why do they call it swingers

Married To The Sea comic: why do they call it swingers * Text: hi mom day mr wilkins mrs wilkins why do you guys call it swingers if you always meet up in the hot tub

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02-14-11: swedish pirate party

Married To The Sea comic: swedish pirate party * Text: although swedish pirate party is now a political organization it began life in the 18th century as a festive gathering for pirates in the baltic sea

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02-13-11: the family boat

Married To The Sea comic: the family boat * Text: most of the family enjoyed their outing in the family boat but jacob often wondered why they didnt have a family two boats

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02-12-11: plight of the native american

Married To The Sea comic: plight of the native american * Text:

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02-11-11: prostitute octopus

Married To The Sea comic: prostitute octopus * Text:

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02-10-11: pizza bagel

Married To The Sea comic: pizza bagel * Text:

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02-09-11: not the baby anymore

Married To The Sea comic: not the baby anymore * Text:

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02-08-11: newspaper sir

Married To The Sea comic: newspaper sir * Text:

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02-07-11: bears in the military

Married To The Sea comic: bears in the military * Text:

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02-06-11: wintry mix

Married To The Sea comic: wintry mix * Text:

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02-05-11: ice dam

Married To The Sea comic: ice dam * Text: hey guys ice dam here i thought you could use some water inside your house

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02-04-11: wheres the global warming

Married To The Sea comic: wheres the global warming * Text: wheres the global warming chris do you seriously want to do this shit right here on the slopes do you seriously want me to explain to you that warmer air holds more moisture leading to greater precipitation ive got a better idea why dont you close your fucking face strap on your foot sticks slide down a mountain covered in snow and yell yaaay go fast

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02-03-11: what kind of dog would you be

Married To The Sea comic: what kind of dog would you be * Text: henrietta a wouldnt go out with you hound isnt a real dog i simply want to know what kind of dog youd be if you were a dog

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02-02-11: twin sculptors

Married To The Sea comic: twin sculptors * Text: kaylee is gonna be so surprised when she sees this sculpture i made of her as a greek god kaylin is gonna be so surprised when she sees this sculpture i made of her as a greek nerd

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02-01-11: shorts sports

Married To The Sea comic: shorts sports * Text: shorts sports without all the pee

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec