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Married To The Sea comic: fancy clothes * Text: all these fancy clothes are a bit much dont you think why dont we switch to v necks and flip flops nonsense no man would ever degrade himself in public like that
12-31-11

fancy clothes
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Married To The Sea comic: contrived to deceive * Text: o who contrived to deceive me with this partly frozen pond ye shall be sued
12-30-11

contrived to deceive
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Married To The Sea comic: hate snowmobiling * Text: ha ha i hate this too chloe but after an hour of this bullshit well think sitting inside if way less boring
12-29-11

hate snowmobiling
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Married To The Sea comic: card counting * Text: are you card counting asshol i thought you said we hadnt yet evolved sufficiently to develop mathematical skills
12-28-11

card counting
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Married To The Sea comic: slot cars advertisement * Text: slot cars hours of setup expensive not even dad can get them to work it wont stay on the track at all
12-27-11

slot cars advertisement
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Married To The Sea comic: second tier rocking horse * Text: oh no its fine ill ride this second tier rocking horse i dont need the best one thats more fun and realistic
12-26-11

second tier rocking horse
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Married To The Sea comic: a giant egg * Text: oooh a giant egg thanks mom this is definitely better than something fun
12-25-11

a giant egg
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Married To The Sea comic: christmas puppy * Text: hes perfect yes my little puppy is so perfect yes you are im so glad santa remembered to punch air holes in the box this year
12-24-11

christmas puppy
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Married To The Sea comic: chestnuts roasting * Text: chestnuts ironically roasting on an ironic fire jack frost ironically nipping at your nose yuletide carols being ironically sung by a choir and folks ironically dressed up like eskimos heh
12-23-11

chestnuts roasting
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Married To The Sea comic: dont believe in me * Text: you dont believe in me will i mean what are you like 9 you want a prize
12-22-11

dont believe in me
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Married To The Sea comic: the three wise men * Text: there above the city the dump truck of bethlehem the king of garbagemen is born
12-21-11

the three wise men
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Married To The Sea comic: five in a row * Text: wow five hands in a row good thing were betting with plastic circles instead of actual money
12-20-11

five in a row
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Married To The Sea comic: look what i got from work * Text: im home look what i got from work pay no i said i got it from work i took it from work with my hands because they dont pay me very much
12-19-11

look what i got from work
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Married To The Sea comic: the tent brander * Text: well see whos confused about whose tent is whose after i brand it
12-18-11

the tent brander
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Married To The Sea comic: all i wanna do * Text: all i wanna do is kick those natives out of the land theyve inhabited for ten thousand years why do they always keep tryin a cut my scalp off
12-17-11

all i wanna do
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Married To The Sea comic: wack play * Text: this play isnt wack you idiots it hasnt even started yet
12-16-11

wack play
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Married To The Sea comic: bucket after bucket * Text: old doc lombard poured buckets after bucket of different foods down the gullet of his prize horse applejacks finally coming to the conclusion that it would take an enormous amount of something anything to choke a horse
12-15-11

bucket after bucket
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Married To The Sea comic: excuse me but my potatoes * Text: excuse me but my potatoes who hold up rewiwiwiwiwind that th th th this is the re re re remix
12-14-11

excuse me but my potatoes
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Married To The Sea comic: keep the crows fat * Text: ask your father if you dont believe me you keep em fat give em a little bit of entertainment then you can fill congress up with men wholl grab them out of the air and fuck em in the crowhole til they croak
12-13-11

keep the crows fat
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Married To The Sea comic: stages of childhood * Text: the 5 stages of childhood 1 the world is so big and i love it 2 smell my butt 3 im embarrassed of myself at myself 4 i have to go to school for how long 5 welp time to find some cigarettes
12-12-11

stages of childhood
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Married To The Sea comic: stupid rocks * Text: stupid rocks keep breaking when i hit them with my hammer im going to keep hitting them and see if they go back together into one big rock
12-11-11

stupid rocks
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Married To The Sea comic: APPROVED * Text: internet meme shit
12-10-11

APPROVED
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Married To The Sea comic: onward weird dolphin * Text: onward weird dolphin onward through the seas ill be the weird one soon as you drop the big fork and put some pants on man
12-09-11

onward weird dolphin
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Married To The Sea comic: stop resisting * Text: stop resisting or ill shoot whoa harrison hold up lets not shoot him we havent even started nightstickin him yet
12-08-11

stop resisting
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Married To The Sea comic: the greatest generation * Text: if everyone my age doesnt stop referring to the internet as a google theyre not going to call us the greatest generation very long
12-07-11

the greatest generation
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Married To The Sea comic: bad news my lord * Text: its not really bad news my lord you just have to take the note into the post office so you can pick up your package
12-06-11

bad news my lord
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Married To The Sea comic: banking the game * Text: youve never played banking its easy first you give me the ball and then i charge you every time you want to play with the ball ill also charge you if you want to give the ball to someone else and a small monthly fee for holding onto your ball
12-05-11

banking the game
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Married To The Sea comic: progressive relaxation * Text: you over there two choices try some progressive relaxation or invent benadryl
12-04-11

progressive relaxation
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Married To The Sea comic: lady of the lake * Text: hello young man i am the lady of the lake and i come to you no i am not a fake i am the woman foretold in legend who waits in the lake for a timestamp whats a piece of paper write lady of the lake on paper with todays date i fear i cannot do such a hello where are you going
12-03-11

lady of the lake
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Married To The Sea comic: isnt a maple tree * Text: shit this isnt a maple tree welp hope you like oak syrup
12-02-11

isnt a maple tree
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Married To The Sea comic: i call dibs * Text: free worm i saw it first i call dibs you know what they say if its too good to be true jump on that shit ASAP
12-01-11

i call dibs
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec