Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-11: fancy clothes

Married To The Sea comic: fancy clothes * Text: all these fancy clothes are a bit much dont you think why dont we switch to v necks and flip flops nonsense no man would ever degrade himself in public like that

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12-30-11: contrived to deceive

Married To The Sea comic: contrived to deceive * Text: o who contrived to deceive me with this partly frozen pond ye shall be sued

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12-29-11: hate snowmobiling

Married To The Sea comic: hate snowmobiling * Text: ha ha i hate this too chloe but after an hour of this bullshit well think sitting inside if way less boring

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12-28-11: card counting

Married To The Sea comic: card counting * Text: are you card counting asshol i thought you said we hadnt yet evolved sufficiently to develop mathematical skills

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12-27-11: slot cars advertisement

Married To The Sea comic: slot cars advertisement * Text: slot cars hours of setup expensive not even dad can get them to work it wont stay on the track at all

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12-26-11: second tier rocking horse

Married To The Sea comic: second tier rocking horse * Text: oh no its fine ill ride this second tier rocking horse i dont need the best one thats more fun and realistic

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12-25-11: a giant egg

Married To The Sea comic: a giant egg * Text: oooh a giant egg thanks mom this is definitely better than something fun

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12-24-11: christmas puppy

Married To The Sea comic: christmas puppy * Text: hes perfect yes my little puppy is so perfect yes you are im so glad santa remembered to punch air holes in the box this year

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12-23-11: chestnuts roasting

Married To The Sea comic: chestnuts roasting * Text: chestnuts ironically roasting on an ironic fire jack frost ironically nipping at your nose yuletide carols being ironically sung by a choir and folks ironically dressed up like eskimos heh

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12-22-11: dont believe in me

Married To The Sea comic: dont believe in me * Text: you dont believe in me will i mean what are you like 9 you want a prize

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12-21-11: the three wise men

Married To The Sea comic: the three wise men * Text: there above the city the dump truck of bethlehem the king of garbagemen is born

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12-20-11: five in a row

Married To The Sea comic: five in a row * Text: wow five hands in a row good thing were betting with plastic circles instead of actual money

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12-19-11: look what i got from work

Married To The Sea comic: look what i got from work * Text: im home look what i got from work pay no i said i got it from work i took it from work with my hands because they dont pay me very much

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12-18-11: the tent brander

Married To The Sea comic: the tent brander * Text: well see whos confused about whose tent is whose after i brand it

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12-17-11: all i wanna do

Married To The Sea comic: all i wanna do * Text: all i wanna do is kick those natives out of the land theyve inhabited for ten thousand years why do they always keep tryin a cut my scalp off

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12-16-11: wack play

Married To The Sea comic: wack play * Text: this play isnt wack you idiots it hasnt even started yet

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12-15-11: bucket after bucket

Married To The Sea comic: bucket after bucket * Text: old doc lombard poured buckets after bucket of different foods down the gullet of his prize horse applejacks finally coming to the conclusion that it would take an enormous amount of something anything to choke a horse

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12-14-11: excuse me but my potatoes

Married To The Sea comic: excuse me but my potatoes * Text: excuse me but my potatoes who hold up rewiwiwiwiwind that th th th this is the re re re remix

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12-13-11: keep the crows fat

Married To The Sea comic: keep the crows fat * Text: ask your father if you dont believe me you keep em fat give em a little bit of entertainment then you can fill congress up with men wholl grab them out of the air and fuck em in the crowhole til they croak

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12-12-11: stages of childhood

Married To The Sea comic: stages of childhood * Text: the 5 stages of childhood 1 the world is so big and i love it 2 smell my butt 3 im embarrassed of myself at myself 4 i have to go to school for how long 5 welp time to find some cigarettes

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12-11-11: stupid rocks

Married To The Sea comic: stupid rocks * Text: stupid rocks keep breaking when i hit them with my hammer im going to keep hitting them and see if they go back together into one big rock

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12-10-11: APPROVED

Married To The Sea comic: APPROVED * Text: internet meme shit

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12-09-11: onward weird dolphin

Married To The Sea comic: onward weird dolphin * Text: onward weird dolphin onward through the seas ill be the weird one soon as you drop the big fork and put some pants on man

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12-08-11: stop resisting

Married To The Sea comic: stop resisting * Text: stop resisting or ill shoot whoa harrison hold up lets not shoot him we havent even started nightstickin him yet

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12-07-11: the greatest generation

Married To The Sea comic: the greatest generation * Text: if everyone my age doesnt stop referring to the internet as a google theyre not going to call us the greatest generation very long

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12-06-11: bad news my lord

Married To The Sea comic: bad news my lord * Text: its not really bad news my lord you just have to take the note into the post office so you can pick up your package

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12-05-11: banking the game

Married To The Sea comic: banking the game * Text: youve never played banking its easy first you give me the ball and then i charge you every time you want to play with the ball ill also charge you if you want to give the ball to someone else and a small monthly fee for holding onto your ball

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12-04-11: progressive relaxation

Married To The Sea comic: progressive relaxation * Text: you over there two choices try some progressive relaxation or invent benadryl

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12-03-11: lady of the lake

Married To The Sea comic: lady of the lake * Text: hello young man i am the lady of the lake and i come to you no i am not a fake i am the woman foretold in legend who waits in the lake for a timestamp whats a piece of paper write lady of the lake on paper with todays date i fear i cannot do such a hello where are you going

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12-02-11: isnt a maple tree

Married To The Sea comic: isnt a maple tree * Text: shit this isnt a maple tree welp hope you like oak syrup

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12-01-11: i call dibs

Married To The Sea comic: i call dibs * Text: free worm i saw it first i call dibs you know what they say if its too good to be true jump on that shit ASAP

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec