Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-11: take as needed

Married To The Sea comic: take as needed * Text: looks liek the doctor said to take these as needed if i were you id probably need six to eight of these along with a big glass of wine

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04-29-11: constitutional disclaimer

Married To The Sea comic: constitutional disclaimer * Text: we reserve the right to be inordinately obsessed with the british royal family

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04-28-11: contributed to the revolution

Married To The Sea comic: contributed to the revolution * Text: my friend i assure you that ive contributed plenty to this revolution in fact ive complained about the government to nine separate people

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04-27-11: infancy and swimming

Married To The Sea comic: infancy and swimming * Text: infnacy and swimming piss on your dads foot any other time and hell get super mad

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04-26-11: dog to do list

Married To The Sea comic: dog to do list * Text: to do get money fuck bitches

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04-25-11: spot the landlord

Married To The Sea comic: spot the landlord * Text: pop quiz see if you can spot the landlord ill repaint both the exterior and interior of the house ill make needed repairs ill drill holes everywhere for no fucking reason

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04-24-11: robot race

Married To The Sea comic: robot race * Text: robot race significantly less dumb than hundreds of people destroying their bodies to see who is the fastest

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04-23-11: private facebook

Married To The Sea comic: private facebook * Text: i was on your facebook last night of course it was set to private everyone knows how to get around that you are fired

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04-22-11: keep riding that elephant

Married To The Sea comic: keep riding that elephant * Text: no dont get off keep riding that elephant it might turn out to be really really fun

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04-21-11: the number you have dialed has been disconnected

Married To The Sea comic: the number you have dialed has been disconnected * Text: were sorry but the number you have dialed has been disconnected this is not a recording if you want to hear a recording buy a phonograph

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04-20-11: panhandling a baby

Married To The Sea comic: panhandling a baby * Text: not even a single cent surely you have some compassion for your fellow man

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04-19-11: mr bus

Married To The Sea comic: mr bus * Text: thank you for choosing mr bus bus lines my name is aaron and ill be your driver today please do not refer to me as mr bus as that is the name of the bus not me

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04-18-11: hows my eating people

Married To The Sea comic: hows my eating people * Text: hows my eating people dial 5-3002 to report my eating people

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04-17-11: didnt sell your horse

Married To The Sea comic: didnt sell your horse * Text: i didnt sell your horse terrence i pawned it you can get it back any time you want and they only charge thirty percent interest a month

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04-16-11: crank me off

Married To The Sea comic: crank me off * Text: for the love of god damon do not lower me into this well again you clearly do not know what crank me off means so let me leave in peace

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04-15-11: fetch me the box

Married To The Sea comic: fetch me the box * Text: fetch me the box from the trash dog i need to know how long to microwave my hungry gent

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04-14-11: stupid giraffes

Married To The Sea comic: stupid giraffes * Text: unknot yourselves stupid giraffes im gonna fail photography if the teacher thinks i went around twisting up all the animals

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04-13-11: american healthcare future

Married To The Sea comic: american healthcare future * Text: eventually american healthcare devolved to the point where patients with common illnesses or injuries were simply told to stay in the waiting room until they healed on their own unsurprisingly congress hailed this as a landmark piece of bipartisan legislation

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04-12-11: going to set a huge fire

Married To The Sea comic: going to set a huge fire * Text: there they are mr greenstein theyre going to set a huge fire nobodys setting a fire here were getting started in the scrap wood and used scarecrow industry

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04-11-11: dont wanna break whats inside

Married To The Sea comic: dont wanna break whats inside * Text: slow jason slow dont wanna break whats in the box before some roided out parceljock gets the chance to kick it onto someones doorstep without knocking

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04-10-11: what did you find out

Married To The Sea comic: what did you find out * Text: what did you find dr brownheimer well unfortunately julie we forgot to turn it on however ill make a note on your file that you are excellent at laying still for two hours

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04-09-11: no hippos in wendys

Married To The Sea comic: no hippos in wendys * Text: you wrassle somethin fierce hippo what do you say we towel off and hit the superbar

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04-08-11: lute that lute

Married To The Sea comic: lute that lute * Text: daaaaaamn girl lute that lute

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04-07-11: not a horse

Married To The Sea comic: not a horse * Text: yes yes i did it nobody can tell me im not a horse now

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04-06-11: why is my house all the way over there

Married To The Sea comic: why is my house all the way over there * Text: why is my house all the way over shit this isnt my lawn

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04-05-11: dictionary definition of scepterhead

Married To The Sea comic: dictionary definition of scepterhead * Text: this book lists all the words look up scepterhead thats what my dad always says about your mom

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04-04-11: a democrats bargain

Married To The Sea comic: a democrats bargain * Text: the pigs elected a democrat as their leader who held the farmer at knifepoint to demand equal rights but eventually settled for a bargain allowing the farmer to eat 95% of the pigs rather than all of them

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04-03-11: sorry about your cat

Married To The Sea comic: sorry about your cat * Text: sorry if its any consolation your dead cat was annoying as hell

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04-02-11: ultrasound a look inside the body

Married To The Sea comic: ultrasound a look inside the body * Text: are you ready to take a look inside your body looks like weve got a beautiful healthy chalupa corn supreme nurse please move the wand lower

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04-01-11: come downstairs for dinner

Married To The Sea comic: come downstairs for dinner * Text: julia come downstairs for dinner this instant your mother and i are going to upcycle these stairs on etsy if you dont start using them more

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec