Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-10: reach down little girl

Married To The Sea comic: reach down little girl * Text: reach down little girl its for you we were unable to deliver your package into your oval window please bring this notice with you to the post office for pickup

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09-29-10: new uniforms

Married To The Sea comic: new uniforms * Text: dear lord i reach out to you in this time of need to ask you to please give us new uniforms this habit got me sweating like adam after he bit the apple

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09-28-10: ready in a second

Married To The Sea comic: ready in a second * Text: ill be ready in a sec im lacing my are you wearing ice skates hell yeah im wearing ice skates

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09-27-10: can we keep the lost dog

Married To The Sea comic: can we keep the lost dog * Text: sorry kids that lost dog isnt coming home with us unless hes full of whiskey

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09-26-10: circle bed

Married To The Sea comic: circle bed * Text: no youre fine i just cant use one of those circle beds i start thinking im in japan and i start wantin to play pachinko and then all i can think about is them little steel balls flyin everywhere

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09-25-10: serialized reality show

Married To The Sea comic: serialized reality show * Text: there are six contestants left the host said and by the end of the night there will only be five she paused smiled and then added the judges would like to speak with all of you

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09-24-10: hypnotiq and alize

Married To The Sea comic: hypnotiq and alize * Text: i got that hypnotiq and alize makes me pray ery damn day

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09-23-10: faith warrior at the flood

Married To The Sea comic: faith warrior at the flood * Text: before i set this sandbag down father i need you to clarify whether the flood is gods will  and were subverting his judgement by stopping the water or whether its his will that we sandbag the flood meaning that visited this horrible act on us intentionally

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09-22-10: an axe to grind

Married To The Sea comic: an axe to grind * Text: good man have you an ax to grind i have for your last grinding was not thoro

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09-21-10: stern look of disapproval

Married To The Sea comic: stern look of disapproval * Text: it is the opinion of this court that you be sentenced to time served plus a stern look of disapproval please rise for the stern look

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09-20-10: chameleon angst

Married To The Sea comic: chameleon angst * Text: i feel you man some days im just like sure i could change to the same color as this tree but where does it really get me in the end

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09-19-10: the canoe trip

Married To The Sea comic: the canoe trip * Text: im so glad you like the canoe david it was almost free too i made a ton of money ebaying those old urine ladies and pee princess magazines you never look at all i really had to pay for was the oars

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09-18-10: a sign for ladies

Married To The Sea comic: a sign for ladies * Text: i know you dont like it francine but its either the sign or the burqu disinherited selfish bad tempered and unreasonable

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09-17-10: inside a coaltenders head

Married To The Sea comic: inside a coaltenders head * Text: row row row oh oh coal coal coal uh oh caught in a bad coalmance

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09-16-10: hipsterest bike

Married To The Sea comic: hipsterest bike * Text: obituaries milton p hirshnickel 24 dies late saturday in a fall from his invention the hipsterest bike ever services will be held at bacon doughnuts taco truck dollar PBRs

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09-15-10: ancient chinese medicine

Married To The Sea comic: ancient chinese medicine * Text: well mr green the bad news is weve exhausted everything except ancient chinese medicine the good news is that if youre gullible it may have a placebo effect

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09-14-10: bears are dangerous

Married To The Sea comic: bears are dangerous * Text: i train my bears twelve hours a day from the moment theyre born they know over fifty tricks each from acrobatics to playing musical instruments but that doesnt mean theyre not still dangerous this is my third face for example

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09-13-10: comments section

Married To The Sea comic: comments section * Text: i cant pay twenty pence for this book man someone has written all over the pages at the end comments section my friend gives you a real sense of community

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09-12-10: pep talk for walter

Married To The Sea comic: pep talk for walter * Text: youre the best walter i know it and deep down inside you know it too

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09-11-10: the dead revolutionary war

Married To The Sea comic: the dead revolutionary war * Text: the deadcoats are coming the deadcoats are coming

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09-10-10: whats that up there

Married To The Sea comic: whats that up there * Text: whats that up there

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09-09-10: tipsy the novel assistant

Married To The Sea comic: tipsy the novel assistant * Text: hello there it looks like youre writing a novel would you like to turn on automatic wine drinking

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09-08-10: arms length

Married To The Sea comic: arms length * Text: arms length oscar you need to be at arms length if you want to keep your internship and put away your touchy hands you dont need to be touching anything in here

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09-07-10: spilled wine

Married To The Sea comic: spilled wine * Text: you spilled wine down my neck watch where youre going waiter youre lucky i didnt spill it in your mouth friend this heres poisoned wine

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09-06-10: sand with rotting fish

Married To The Sea comic: sand with rotting fish * Text: sand with bits of rotting fish excellent choice sir what will the lady be having

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09-05-10: dont roll your damn eyes

Married To The Sea comic: dont roll your damn eyes * Text: dont roll your damn eyes helen my dad owns it but its still technically my castle

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09-04-10: big stuffed animals

Married To The Sea comic: big stuffed animals * Text: throw three balls get one in and pick any prize any of these big stuffed animals guaranteed to pick up mold and wheeze out spores when you hug em

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09-03-10: secret admirer

Married To The Sea comic: secret admirer * Text: whats the point ha if im always sending myself flowers from a secret admirer someones bound to throw their hat in the ring and compete for me sooner or later lunch is on me by the way secret admirer sent it

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09-02-10: gay marriages

Married To The Sea comic: gay marriages * Text: look at this gertrude a man wants to marry a man if it makes them both gay and joyous who should stop them why i say all marriages should be gay marriages

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09-01-10: books you wanted

Married To The Sea comic: books you wanted * Text: here are the books you wanted master i asked the library for your cd rom and they said this was the closest they had

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec