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2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: fake violin * Text: the shopkeeper frowned hed paid good money for a violin before only to later find out it was a fake violin known as a viola
01-31-10

fake violin
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Married To The Sea comic: long in the middle * Text: damned idiot did you hear a word i said leave it long in the middle so i can fauxhawk it on the weekend
01-30-10

long in the middle
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Married To The Sea comic: secret compartment * Text: i put secret compartment in clock you need secret compartment yes pretty lady always need secret place for ether you need either for clock
01-29-10

secret compartment
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Married To The Sea comic: box auction * Text: o who will offer a sum of coins for these boxes i will not dost thou accept paypal not i
01-28-10

box auction
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Married To The Sea comic: stop hitting yourself * Text: and the angel said to him stop hitting yourself be he could not stop for the angel was hitting him with his own hands
01-27-10

stop hitting yourself
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Married To The Sea comic: western imperialist * Text: nobody understand how hard it is to be a western imperialist hiram sometimes i think i should have taken a nap on one of those smallpox blankets you know would have been easier than this bullshit
01-26-10

western imperialist
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Married To The Sea comic: id est quod id est * Text: et tu brute id est quod id est
01-25-10

id est quod id est
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Married To The Sea comic: new generation of vacuums * Text: you just relax mom these new vacuums are a lot more efficient they dont need leaded gas, either maybe its time you threw out that old soviet upright
01-24-10

new generation of vacuums
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Married To The Sea comic: private moping lessons * Text: yes boy like that keep shuffling and moping its not easy buy youll get the hang of it
01-23-10

private moping lessons
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Married To The Sea comic: plants died * Text: theres no good or bad in painting its just that plants dies to make all that linseed oil and theyre probably sad to end up like this
01-22-10

plants died
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Married To The Sea comic: but mom they have bread * Text: no shhhh kids shhhh ill throw something up for you later
01-21-10

but mom they have bread
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Married To The Sea comic: do not return * Text: do not return until you have filled the urn with water and if they have reeces pieces get those too or the peanut butter eggs
01-20-10

do not return
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Married To The Sea comic: krill bills or pills * Text: dont even think about it remora krill bills or pills nobody rides for free
01-19-10

krill bills or pills
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Married To The Sea comic: can i see that * Text: oi can i see that walkin stick see with your spectacles not with your handtacles you cretin
01-18-10

can i see that
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Married To The Sea comic: any bread * Text: i wonder if that guy has any bread
01-17-10

any bread
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Married To The Sea comic: pictures for the brochure * Text: hey stewardess you gonna take pictures of this for the brochure or something last time i flew all i got was peanuts and a cup of flat ale 8
01-16-10

pictures for the brochure
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Married To The Sea comic: vegan camping trip * Text: see this isnt so bad kids these quorn nuggets toast up just like marshmallows
01-15-10

vegan camping trip
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Married To The Sea comic: chicken impressions * Text: check this out who am i dook a deedle dee dook a deedle deeeee dook dook dook you dont know that thats dad hes always saying that okay heres another wawwk stop stealing my eggs wawwwwk come on you know who that is
01-14-10

chicken impressions
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Married To The Sea comic: conceptual photography * Text: ladies writhe more look like youre dying and you drag that horse over this way ugh conceptual art is such a goddamn pain
01-13-10

conceptual photography
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Married To The Sea comic: record wishes * Text: ah i love my records i just wish they were smaller more expensive and illegal to share with my friends
01-12-10

record wishes
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Married To The Sea comic: rank gondolier farts * Text: what the hell is that rankness heather you smell that like someones been eatin nothin but onion and sausage tacos
01-11-10

rank gondolier farts
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Married To The Sea comic: secretaries on strike * Text: okay next item on the agenda we all refuse to type faster than 25 WPM until they cover manicures on the health insurance plan all those in favor
01-10-10

secretaries on strike
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Married To The Sea comic: something on your hair * Text: you got something on your hair baby what where its a giant dumb ass looking veil right on top of your head
01-09-10

something on your hair
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Married To The Sea comic: dynamite factory drama * Text: were running out of nitroglycerin hattie grab us another barrel you got more fingers than me and josephine combined
01-08-10

dynamite factory drama
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Married To The Sea comic: sugar surprise * Text: you want a sugar surprise janice sure whats a sugar surprise its where i secretly come in the cocktail shaker and then shit im sorry now it wont be a surprise maybe next time
01-07-10

sugar surprise
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Married To The Sea comic: colored paint * Text: miss stop stop at once youre getting colored paint all over that square
01-06-10

colored paint
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Married To The Sea comic: lets get some lunch * Text: im hungry lets get some lunch me too some 19 year old soldiers would really hit the spot
01-05-10

lets get some lunch
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Married To The Sea comic: get it together clarence * Text: youve got to get it together clarence youll be nine next week and its time you got some good clothes stopped slouching and started looking for a job
01-04-10

get it together clarence
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Married To The Sea comic: romantic cruise * Text: isnt it romantic jack it sure is wide open sea cocktails nonody here but us and 1400 other people who had a week off work
01-03-10

romantic cruise
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Married To The Sea comic: lay down the freemasonry * Text:
01-02-10

lay down the freemasonry
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Married To The Sea comic: orthoscopic surgery * Text:
01-01-10

orthoscopic surgery
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec