Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-09: book of warcraft

Married To The Sea comic: book of warcraft * Text: its ludicrous mother ever since you got that book of warcraft youve been glued to the couch you cant even help me with my homew-- is that an urn full of pee

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10-30-09: catchohs fish

Married To The Sea comic: catchohs fish * Text: go damn it fish let us catchohs think he knows we wanna eatohs

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10-29-09: washington dc a look back

Married To The Sea comic: washington dc a look back * Text: little is known about the civilization washington dc ad 1790-2200 the architecture in the area suggests that is was comprised mainly of old white dicks

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10-28-09: remember the alamo

Married To The Sea comic: remember the alamo * Text: here we are the alamo you remember this place no doubt 3/6/1836 never forget

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10-27-09: umbrella argument

Married To The Sea comic: umbrella argument * Text: well theres only one way to settle an umbrella argument ladies youre gonna have to kiss it out

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10-26-09: bird testing

Married To The Sea comic: bird testing * Text: he aint eatin that bird man he just testin it to make sure its a real one plenty of fake birds in these parts

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10-25-09: clean in no time

Married To The Sea comic: clean in no time * Text: relax henry youll be clean in no time this water washed your father and i right up so its bound to work for you too

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10-24-09: counterfeit coins

Married To The Sea comic: counterfeit coins * Text: hey youre right this is a great way to collect counterfeit coins

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10-23-09: rules of beating

Married To The Sea comic: rules of beating * Text: young man stop at once you know well as i do that beating is only to be done to the help either apologize to that young lady or hire her to clean

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10-22-09: guys look hey guys guys guys look guys

Married To The Sea comic: guys look hey guys guys guys look guys * Text: hey guys look look aaaaah im flyin around guys look aaaaah its an ol flyin fish aaah im in the air guys fish is flyin all around aaaaah

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10-21-09: hello up there

Married To The Sea comic: hello up there * Text: miss hello miss hello up there excuse down here wanted to let you know your window's open

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10-20-09: waterproof horse

Married To The Sea comic: waterproof horse * Text: i wish this horse was waterproof bet he could go real fast if i rode him outside

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10-19-09: fixed gear velocipede

Married To The Sea comic: fixed gear velocipede * Text: bernard get me off of here ive ridden this foul fixed gear velocipede no more than a few moments and already i feel the need to more to portland please stop me before i learn to weld

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10-18-09: rotten funeral

Married To The Sea comic: rotten funeral * Text: the funeral oh it was awful mrs scrubworth everyone was in a rotten mood even the priest i dont suppose you can blame them they all knew some guy who died the other day

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10-17-09: any yall want sticks

Married To The Sea comic: any yall want sticks * Text: sticks sticks any yall want sticks any yall want hey kid stick truck fun as hell sticks on the stick truck hell of sticks

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10-16-09: little floor books

Married To The Sea comic: little floor books * Text: father wake up i just found the most interesting little book its got drawings and a story says that something called dungeons and dragons makes the youth pray to satan

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10-15-09: never more

Married To The Sea comic: never more * Text: what the hell do you mean never more heather the success of these investments depends on your continued participation if youre out of the deal so am i

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10-14-09: the saltiest ladies

Married To The Sea comic: the saltiest ladies * Text: bro take it from me if you want to pick up the saltiest ladies you gotta learn the art of the pickup you cant just say nice frock you gotta be like hey nice frock tell your grandma to let you borrow her clothes more often then slap the drink out of her hand and introduce yourself

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10-13-09: revolutionary shot

Married To The Sea comic: revolutionary shot * Text: come on man do a shot wont be long before people intentionally misinterpret our constitution to enforce their skewed morality they been doing it to the bible for a thousand years enjoy yourself while you can

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10-12-09: englands own mariachi band

Married To The Sea comic: englands own mariachi band * Text: now most people dont know this but  england is actually where the mariachi band was invented over to your right you can see one of these groups playing our islands indigenous music honey get the camera ready

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10-11-09: looking for a word

Married To The Sea comic: looking for a word * Text: maid can you help me i am looking for a word that means your tired of your hired help always being so lazy.

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10-10-09: my back is finally dry

Married To The Sea comic: my back is finally dry * Text: my back its completely dry your towel invention is a miracle doctor oh i never thought i would be able to wear clothes i cant thank you enough

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10-09-09: muscle butt bicyclists

Married To The Sea comic: muscle butt bicyclists * Text: you see what i mean there goes another one i say we go halvsies on one of the bicycles set it out front and just wait for the muscle butts to show up

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10-08-09: putting yourself out of a job

Married To The Sea comic: putting yourself out of a job * Text: come on mr stompy do your job i explained this to you just yesterday railroads wont replace elephants the only way youd be putting yourself out of a job is if you were building a backhoe that occasionally went crazy and trampled a bunch of people

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10-07-09: great news for the captain

Married To The Sea comic: great news for the captain * Text: captain great news theres an enormous waterspout ahead great news were likely doomed no well be fine remember the rhyme tornado at night sailors delight

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10-06-09: dreadful parrot

Married To The Sea comic: dreadful parrot * Text: will you please take this dreadful parrot away he seems to lack a basic understanding of society rawwwk no public health care no public health care rawwwk

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10-05-09: ROSEVELT

Married To The Sea comic: ROSEVELT * Text: rosevelt wheres birth cert

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10-04-09: american fifteen year anniversary

Married To The Sea comic: american fifteen year anniversary * Text: happy 15 years baby i got a special anniversary present for you back at home since its such a milestone larry you got me crystal i cant wait haha no its not crystal thats what they do in europe in america aftger 15 years of marriage we get to do it in your butt

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10-03-09: judge bored is presiding

Married To The Sea comic: judge bored is presiding * Text: haaaawwwwnnnnn hmm pardon me im just getting a little bit bored with the arguing can you work it out and wake me up when its time to use the gavel

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10-02-09: valet parking

Married To The Sea comic: valet parking * Text: heres the new proposal were were able to pay for that valet parking you wanted interest rates a lot higher but i figure hey were used to valet parking and customers are used to high interest rates

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10-01-09: scientific theories

Married To The Sea comic: scientific theories * Text: scientific theories in a science book this just isnt right at all someone needs to stand up for all of us who dont want our children exposed to this theory of knowledge filth

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec