Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
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2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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psst master hey that girl say she want a moustache ride i think you should lettohs

oh my god its youre i rode on your plane for six hours i cant believe youre standing right here uh nice to meet you heres a pamphlet enjoy

am i bleeding no phew got lucky back there aint gonna get fooled the next time a goddamn bear say i should fight him like a man

goddamn it woman this isnt COPS quit trying to grab that rat and come back to bed

oh shit i messed up those pins that brunswick guy is gonna kill me

didnt read the pamphlet eh join or die you cut up ass snake

yes youre right the mommy cooks a delicious dinner and the daddy goes to work thats exactly right and the little girl what does she do she wants to make only 75% as much as men in a comparable position

the knight moves one over or two across or two over and one across not two and two im not stupid buddy ive just got alzheimers youre lucky youre not my son or id whip your ass right here

nah man i aint impressed neither after you see copperfield disappear the statue of liberty its hard to care about every two bit coin hider that stumbles into your campsite

thanks for signing my cast molly maybe when my arm heals up all the way we can go out for a wait wait stop i did not break my arm trying to lick butts my doctors going to read that

grandpa hello how are things going oh just reading the paper trying to get sumer is icumen in out of my damn head ive been lhude sing cuccu since i woke up this morning

though its universally accepted today as a common mode of expression being a dick was originally invented in seattle

any motherfucker wants to step to me blaouw blaouw two shots to the dome arrow shots

one two three four six goddamn it im gonna have to do this whole thing over again theyll kick me off etsy if i try to sell it as is

new roof no it needs a new roof listing must have been chiseled wrong look lets talk about what i can do to put you in this castle today we both know this ones gonna sell fast

ouch my first day in the UK and i already got cancer what are the chances driver drop me off at the NHS please

a beachball linda are you goddamn serious does this look like a beach to you you want our kids to grow up thinking a pool noodle goes in the ocean too

come on its scientific susan they wouldnt be able to call it scientology if it didnt have anything to do with science

all right wrap it up cattle my morgellons is acting up

its motherfucking hardware time

Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






