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2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: train vs subway * Text: trains here see you tomorrow luke subway not a train theyre the same thing no theyre not a train is what you take across europe they serve you meals and call you sir a subway is an airless hot cylinder where a homeless guy will jerk off on you if he thinks youre not looking
11-30-09

train vs subway
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Married To The Sea comic: another cruise * Text: that was great we should go on another cruise some time wait that was a cruise ugh no wonder the boat ride was so long
11-29-09

another cruise
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Married To The Sea comic: the defendant pleads * Text: okay miss youre being held on charges of not having any armor the defendant pleadss im going to write down that she pleads passed out
11-28-09

the defendant pleads
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Married To The Sea comic: half ton frog * Text: more more food my fellow forgs when my show half ton frog airs you will all be given executive producer credits
11-27-09

half ton frog
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Married To The Sea comic: turkey turkey * Text: turkey turkey everywhere and not a drop to eat
11-26-09

turkey turkey
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Married To The Sea comic: smells like deer peepee * Text: hold up a sec you smell that smells like deer peepee lets go check it out could be a bar there
11-25-09

smells like deer peepee
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Married To The Sea comic: i need your ticket * Text: sir i need your ticket this is a five dollar dont wink at me this isnt skybus
11-24-09

i need your ticket
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Married To The Sea comic: shepp trade * Text: will i trade you three shepps for one dag you must think im stupohs shepps worth much more than a dag
11-23-09

shepp trade
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Married To The Sea comic: different dreams * Text: his limbs are tender
11-22-09

different dreams
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Married To The Sea comic: fish and spinach * Text: youll never get another maybe on the next date with fish and spinach crackers fish and spinach seals the deal
11-21-09

fish and spinach
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Married To The Sea comic: she say she want * Text: psst master hey that girl say she want a moustache ride i think you should lettohs
11-20-09

she say she want
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Married To The Sea comic: im a huge fan of pilots * Text: oh my god its youre i rode on your plane for six hours i cant believe youre standing right here uh nice to meet you heres a pamphlet enjoy
11-19-09

im a huge fan of pilots
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Married To The Sea comic: fight me like a man * Text: am i bleeding no phew got lucky back there aint gonna get fooled the next time a goddamn bear say i should fight him like a man
11-18-09

fight me like a man
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Married To The Sea comic: this isnt cops * Text: goddamn it woman this isnt COPS quit trying to grab that rat and come back to bed
11-17-09

this isnt cops
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Married To The Sea comic: the dangers of bowling * Text: oh shit i messed up those pins that brunswick guy is gonna kill me
11-16-09

the dangers of bowling
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Married To The Sea comic: didnt read the pamphlet * Text: didnt read the pamphlet eh join or die you cut up ass snake
11-15-09

didnt read the pamphlet
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Married To The Sea comic: teaching kids about gender roles * Text: yes youre right the mommy cooks a delicious dinner and the daddy goes to work thats exactly right and the little girl what does she do she wants to make only 75% as much as men in a comparable position
11-14-09

teaching kids about gender roles
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Married To The Sea comic: alzheimers chess * Text: the knight moves one over or two across or two over and one across not two and two im not stupid buddy ive just got alzheimers youre lucky youre not my son or id whip your ass right here
11-13-09

alzheimers chess
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Married To The Sea comic: aint impressed * Text: nah man i aint impressed neither after you see copperfield disappear the statue of liberty its hard to care about every two bit coin hider that stumbles into your campsite
11-12-09

aint impressed
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Married To The Sea comic: signing my cast * Text: thanks for signing my cast molly maybe when my arm heals up all the way we can go out for a wait wait stop i did not break my arm trying to lick butts my doctors going to read that
11-11-09

signing my cast
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Married To The Sea comic: sumer is icumen in * Text: grandpa hello how are things going oh just reading the paper trying to get sumer is icumen in out of my damn head ive been lhude sing cuccu since i woke up this morning
11-10-09

sumer is icumen in
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Married To The Sea comic: being a dick * Text: though its universally accepted today as a common mode of expression being a dick was originally invented in seattle
11-09-09

being a dick
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Married To The Sea comic: blaouw blaouw * Text: any motherfucker wants to step to me blaouw blaouw two shots to the dome arrow shots
11-08-09

blaouw blaouw
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Married To The Sea comic: counting rows * Text: one two three four six goddamn it im gonna have to do this whole thing over again theyll kick me off etsy if i try to sell it as is
11-07-09

counting rows
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Married To The Sea comic: castle realtor * Text: new roof no it needs a new roof listing must have been chiseled wrong look lets talk about what i can do to put you in this castle today we both know this ones gonna sell fast
11-06-09

castle realtor
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Married To The Sea comic: an american in london * Text: ouch my first day in the UK and i already got cancer what are the chances driver drop me off at the NHS please
11-05-09

an american in london
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Married To The Sea comic: serious about water games * Text: a beachball linda are you goddamn serious does this look like a beach to you you want our kids to grow up thinking a pool noodle goes in the ocean too
11-04-09

serious about water games
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Married To The Sea comic: its scientific come on * Text: come on its scientific susan they wouldnt be able to call it scientology if it didnt have anything to do with science
11-03-09

its scientific come on
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Married To The Sea comic: wrap it up cattle * Text: all right wrap it up cattle my morgellons is acting up
11-02-09

wrap it up cattle
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Married To The Sea comic: HARDWARE TIME * Text: its motherfucking hardware time
11-01-09

HARDWARE TIME
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec