Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

07-31-09: mead habit

Married To The Sea comic: mead habit * Text: hey excu me my man if i could just have a minute of your time give me a break buddy i aint investing in your mead habit til you find a way to sell headaches

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07-30-09: its a deal

Married To The Sea comic: its a deal * Text: its a deal well screw everyone together

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07-29-09: the brutal lives of the settlers

Married To The Sea comic: the brutal lives of the settlers * Text: the settlers fell silent in disbelief they expected harsh winters and grueling farm labor but none of them were quite prepared for what had happened after a silence that seemed to stretch for eternity papa slowly quietly stated i cant believe its not butter

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07-28-09: a donut to wear

Married To The Sea comic: a donut to wear * Text: and so he was cast out into the wasteland for all eternity and given nothing more than a donut to wear and also to hit.

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07-27-09: painting a mirror

Married To The Sea comic: painting a mirror * Text: im painting a mirror when im done it should reflect whatevers in front of it

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07-26-09: cluster float

Married To The Sea comic: cluster float * Text: ugh this is a complete clusterfloat

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07-25-09: the ocean is a mans place

Married To The Sea comic: the ocean is a mans place * Text: you see perry its a shame in my day women knew their role theyd never be cavorting out here the ocean is a mans place

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07-24-09: blood out of my eyes

Married To The Sea comic: blood out of my eyes * Text: shit what is that thing id better shoot blood out of my eyes at it

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07-23-09: original twitter machine

Married To The Sea comic: original twitter machine * Text: figure 1 the original twitter machine built in 1874 which has evolved over time to a software product accessible via web or mobile phone

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07-22-09: the new reality show fish of love

Married To The Sea comic: the new reality show fish of love * Text: stand down bro ill clip your shits bro you need to stand down thats my fish im a fish

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07-21-09: im glad i saw that jpeg

Married To The Sea comic: im glad i saw that jpeg * Text: thank you for showing me that jpeg

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07-20-09: monkey moog trio

Married To The Sea comic: monkey moog trio * Text: while the monkey moog trio was reasonable popular in their heyday the bass player and percussionist harbored a not-to-secret resentment towards manuel whom they felt overshadowed their presence with unnecessarily long solos and flashy finger work

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07-19-09: nice looking coat

Married To The Sea comic: nice looking coat * Text: hey man what you been eatin latelyyour coats looking real nice no bovo

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07-18-09: the iguana genus

Married To The Sea comic: the iguana genus * Text: the genus iguana first described in 1768 is widely held to be the most boring pet in existance

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07-17-09: shoes are terrible

Married To The Sea comic: shoes are terrible * Text: terrible terrible all these shoes are terrible are you sure you dont have any crocs

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07-16-09: lexicon of uncool

Married To The Sea comic: lexicon of uncool * Text: the clerk paused for a beat and a soft smile crept across her face oh you mean the lexicon of uncoolness she pulled out an oversized dusty volume from the bookcase and opened it in her lap here it is everything uncool let me know what you wanted to check if its uncool itll be in here i froze did i really want to tell her i'd been trolling the make a wish message board

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07-15-09: peacocking

Married To The Sea comic: peacocking * Text: um im peacocking as a matter of fact a big bowtie a few negs and i'll clost HB10s all night not my fault if you dont understand women like i do

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07-14-09: professional people watchers

Married To The Sea comic: professional people watchers * Text: harry over there look at that family

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07-13-09: dont say milf at the dinner table

Married To The Sea comic: dont say milf at the dinner table * Text: mr rolandson you have my apologies i should have said that your wife was a mother that i'd like to join me for private times if she were not presently married because she is way hot

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07-12-09: decree of the imperial guard

Married To The Sea comic: decree of the imperial guard * Text: by decree of the imperial guard our hats are awesome

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07-11-09: heckler mummy

Married To The Sea comic: heckler mummy * Text: yo mummy check out those canopics and see if you got some lotion youre looking ashy as hell man

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07-10-09: smashing pumpkins trepanation

Married To The Sea comic: smashing pumpkins trepanation * Text: keep drilling doctor the patient is still convinced he should reunite the smashing pumpkins

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07-09-09: no martha stewart

Married To The Sea comic: no martha stewart * Text: i wish you could be a bit more patient with me albert im no martha stewart yeah no kidding youd crack like an egg if you had to do six months in prison

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07-08-09: looking for the rock of love bus

Married To The Sea comic: looking for the rock of love bus * Text: sir im sorry but this bus is headed to chicago i believe the rock of love bus is a private charter

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07-07-09: mom farts like a sick gorilla

Married To The Sea comic: mom farts like a sick gorilla * Text: nope you dont have a virus just looks like someone changed your screensaver see open this and where is says mom farts like a sick gorilla just type something else like maybe moms computer

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07-06-09: placebo with laudanum

Married To The Sea comic: placebo with laudanum * Text: refill please that's what they all say after they try placebo with laudanum its the #1 placebo for both adults and children and it even comes with its own cork so you can drink it on the go

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07-05-09: magnificent landscape

Married To The Sea comic: magnificent landscape * Text: look at that splendor are you suggesting that such a magnificent landscape was created by chance well maybe im just saying that its a little fishy that angels are just dudes with wings

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07-04-09: what hat

Married To The Sea comic: what hat * Text: hey i like your hat where did you get it what hat

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07-03-09: how to get a house

Married To The Sea comic: how to get a house * Text: oh henrik its beautiful i cant believe its all ours well technically its not ours yet but if we can squat there for seven years it will be

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07-02-09: heliocentric gossip

Married To The Sea comic: heliocentric gossip * Text: yeah that stuff about the earth flying around the sun if that's true then why are we standing still and its like shit dude hes right behind you talk about it with you later

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07-01-09: rate of return

Married To The Sea comic: rate of return * Text: we're estimating that this project will provide a 65%  rate of return within the first two years barry and i will be here all afternoon to answer any questions damn thats a nice brooch you dont find em like that anymore must be vintage

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec