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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: stray xylophonist * Text: yeah isnt he great i found him out behind the symphony hall a couple months back put up flyers but nobody claimed him so here he is doesnt take more than a can of tuna and a centrum silver a day to feed him either
08-31-09

stray xylophonist
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Married To The Sea comic: pumpkin land * Text: we arent selling pumpkins man were selling an experience tickets to a far away land pumpkinland
08-30-09

pumpkin land
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Married To The Sea comic: shackles of oppression * Text: man i wish i had my shackles of government oppression back
08-29-09

shackles of oppression
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Married To The Sea comic: thirty more cats * Text: oh shadowclaws youre so warm and fuzzy and cuddly mmmm i should get about 30 more cats
08-28-09

thirty more cats
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Married To The Sea comic: the off leash camel park of course * Text: whoa dave your camels ploddin off wheres his collar its cool man hes an off leash camel i take him to the park and all that
08-27-09

the off leash camel park of course
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Married To The Sea comic: the british particularly enjoy literate humor about social class stratification * Text: thhe british are coming everyone the british are coming hide your snarky classist comedies the british are coming
08-26-09

the british particularly enjoy literate humor about social class stratification
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Married To The Sea comic: now we get to eat them * Text: yaaaayyyy now we get to eat them ha ha oh youre so cute nobody eats fish kayla theyre gross
08-25-09

now we get to eat them
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Married To The Sea comic: mechanical reaper * Text: i should invent a mechanical reaper
08-24-09

mechanical reaper
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Married To The Sea comic: like an old chair * Text: you think youre stressed out im searching the classifieds for a man who wants his wife to dress as an old chair hmmm doesnt seem to be any guess youll have to make due with me
08-23-09

like an old chair
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Married To The Sea comic: paint that water * Text: ugh im never gonna be able to paint that water right until it stops moving for a minute
08-22-09

paint that water
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Married To The Sea comic: lightning bolt sounds cooler * Text: aaaaaaaah cascading electrical breakdown of air resulting in conduction of quintillions of eletrons
08-21-09

lightning bolt sounds cooler
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Married To The Sea comic: a man who make a horse drink * Text: hey ladies you interested in a man who can lead a horse to water and make him drink
08-20-09

a man who make a horse drink
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Married To The Sea comic: erasing the billboard * Text: goddamn it cow i just spent two hours erasing that billboard
08-19-09

erasing the billboard
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Married To The Sea comic: fabric shopkeeper * Text: do we have buttons maam this is a fabric store you dont got to the button store and ask well perhaps you would go fabric shopping at the buttoneers
08-18-09

fabric shopkeeper
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Married To The Sea comic: old growth logging industry * Text: the most prolific logger from the area was clifford smith known to his peers as method man his catchphrase chop that shit lash that shit pull it was oft heard being chanted in unison by local logging crews and reflected his strong work ethic
08-17-09

old growth logging industry
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Married To The Sea comic: no immune system * Text: hows it going little guy no immune system huh thats some rough stuff i got the german whooping cough right now but you cant even tell cause of my immune system youll get there one day buddy
08-16-09

no immune system
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Married To The Sea comic: you mean the parthenon * Text: hey man you wanna buy that building over there you mean the parthenon you can call it whatever you like after you buy it buddy
08-15-09

you mean the parthenon
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Married To The Sea comic: the search for nappium * Text: francis francis wake up sorry to inturrupt your search for nappium but some of us are trying to discover real elements
08-14-09

the search for nappium
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Married To The Sea comic: the neolithic people * Text: keep pulling men keep pulling do you want future generations to wonder how we did this or do you want them to say the neolitic people were best known for leaving giant stones just laying around horizontally
08-13-09

the neolithic people
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Married To The Sea comic: house of cards * Text: of course we can keep going as long as mortgages keep going up in value well have plenty of investors to buy cards for us to build with lucys mother sighed this house of cards must fall one day she thought no matter if it takes days years or centuries it must fall
08-12-09

house of cards
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Married To The Sea comic: the barristers cunning proposal * Text: i have but a few pennies to buy my vegetables i beg you barrister please help me keep my house perhaps we can work something out ill take your case and in exchange you can beg my builders to finish my new house for free
08-11-09

the barristers cunning proposal
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Married To The Sea comic: only outlaws will have snow * Text: oof goddamn it that the last straw im outlawing snow
08-10-09

only outlaws will have snow
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Married To The Sea comic: loggin into fidonet and gettin babes * Text: neither of you ladies have hit the fidonet before well make yourselves comfortable youre about to get the full tour at no less that twenty four baud
08-09-09

loggin into fidonet and gettin babes
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Married To The Sea comic: water them shits * Text: waten them shits girl you water them shits so good damn
08-08-09

water them shits
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Married To The Sea comic: what is distressing you * Text: jasper mamas here what is distressing you theres a giant bow on my bed aaaah help
08-07-09

what is distressing you
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Married To The Sea comic: saving money in corporate america * Text: haha todd youre great of course were going to put a bunch of people out of a job ooh guys look at me im toooodd dooooont fire our best employees im gonna cryyyyy im tooooodd
08-06-09

saving money in corporate america
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Married To The Sea comic: mustrowskis famous bed bender * Text: mustrowskis famous bed bender adjustable to the precise precise amount of uncomfort your health demands
08-05-09

mustrowskis famous bed bender
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Married To The Sea comic: journey to the new world * Text: weve made it johnson the new world and it isnt so far away as they say must have taken only a couple hours
08-04-09

journey to the new world
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Married To The Sea comic: homeopathic research * Text: jonathan your plan seems to be immensely lucrative im not sure that the public will fall for buying vials of water as homeopathic medicine but there is only one way to find out
08-03-09

homeopathic research
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Married To The Sea comic: loose womens bonnets et cetera * Text: sales are phenominal as a matter of fact were opening a sister store a few blocks over gonna be called sluts & sundries
08-02-09

loose womens bonnets et cetera
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Married To The Sea comic: what kind of bathhouse * Text: whoa hold on is that a chick what the hell kind of bath house is this anyway
08-01-09

what kind of bathhouse
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec