Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-09: stray xylophonist

Married To The Sea comic: stray xylophonist * Text: yeah isnt he great i found him out behind the symphony hall a couple months back put up flyers but nobody claimed him so here he is doesnt take more than a can of tuna and a centrum silver a day to feed him either

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08-30-09: pumpkin land

Married To The Sea comic: pumpkin land * Text: we arent selling pumpkins man were selling an experience tickets to a far away land pumpkinland

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08-29-09: shackles of oppression

Married To The Sea comic: shackles of oppression * Text: man i wish i had my shackles of government oppression back

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08-28-09: thirty more cats

Married To The Sea comic: thirty more cats * Text: oh shadowclaws youre so warm and fuzzy and cuddly mmmm i should get about 30 more cats

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08-27-09: the off leash camel park of course

Married To The Sea comic: the off leash camel park of course * Text: whoa dave your camels ploddin off wheres his collar its cool man hes an off leash camel i take him to the park and all that

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08-25-09: now we get to eat them

Married To The Sea comic: now we get to eat them * Text: yaaaayyyy now we get to eat them ha ha oh youre so cute nobody eats fish kayla theyre gross

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08-24-09: mechanical reaper

Married To The Sea comic: mechanical reaper * Text: i should invent a mechanical reaper

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08-23-09: like an old chair

Married To The Sea comic: like an old chair * Text: you think youre stressed out im searching the classifieds for a man who wants his wife to dress as an old chair hmmm doesnt seem to be any guess youll have to make due with me

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08-22-09: paint that water

Married To The Sea comic: paint that water * Text: ugh im never gonna be able to paint that water right until it stops moving for a minute

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08-21-09: lightning bolt sounds cooler

Married To The Sea comic: lightning bolt sounds cooler * Text: aaaaaaaah cascading electrical breakdown of air resulting in conduction of quintillions of eletrons

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08-20-09: a man who make a horse drink

Married To The Sea comic: a man who make a horse drink * Text: hey ladies you interested in a man who can lead a horse to water and make him drink

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08-19-09: erasing the billboard

Married To The Sea comic: erasing the billboard * Text: goddamn it cow i just spent two hours erasing that billboard

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08-18-09: fabric shopkeeper

Married To The Sea comic: fabric shopkeeper * Text: do we have buttons maam this is a fabric store you dont got to the button store and ask well perhaps you would go fabric shopping at the buttoneers

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08-17-09: old growth logging industry

Married To The Sea comic: old growth logging industry * Text: the most prolific logger from the area was clifford smith known to his peers as method man his catchphrase chop that shit lash that shit pull it was oft heard being chanted in unison by local logging crews and reflected his strong work ethic

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08-16-09: no immune system

Married To The Sea comic: no immune system * Text: hows it going little guy no immune system huh thats some rough stuff i got the german whooping cough right now but you cant even tell cause of my immune system youll get there one day buddy

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08-15-09: you mean the parthenon

Married To The Sea comic: you mean the parthenon * Text: hey man you wanna buy that building over there you mean the parthenon you can call it whatever you like after you buy it buddy

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08-14-09: the search for nappium

Married To The Sea comic: the search for nappium * Text: francis francis wake up sorry to inturrupt your search for nappium but some of us are trying to discover real elements

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08-13-09: the neolithic people

Married To The Sea comic: the neolithic people * Text: keep pulling men keep pulling do you want future generations to wonder how we did this or do you want them to say the neolitic people were best known for leaving giant stones just laying around horizontally

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08-12-09: house of cards

Married To The Sea comic: house of cards * Text: of course we can keep going as long as mortgages keep going up in value well have plenty of investors to buy cards for us to build with lucys mother sighed this house of cards must fall one day she thought no matter if it takes days years or centuries it must fall

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08-11-09: the barristers cunning proposal

Married To The Sea comic: the barristers cunning proposal * Text: i have but a few pennies to buy my vegetables i beg you barrister please help me keep my house perhaps we can work something out ill take your case and in exchange you can beg my builders to finish my new house for free

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08-10-09: only outlaws will have snow

Married To The Sea comic: only outlaws will have snow * Text: oof goddamn it that the last straw im outlawing snow

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08-09-09: loggin into fidonet and gettin babes

Married To The Sea comic: loggin into fidonet and gettin babes * Text: neither of you ladies have hit the fidonet before well make yourselves comfortable youre about to get the full tour at no less that twenty four baud

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08-08-09: water them shits

Married To The Sea comic: water them shits * Text: waten them shits girl you water them shits so good damn

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08-07-09: what is distressing you

Married To The Sea comic: what is distressing you * Text: jasper mamas here what is distressing you theres a giant bow on my bed aaaah help

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08-06-09: saving money in corporate america

Married To The Sea comic: saving money in corporate america * Text: haha todd youre great of course were going to put a bunch of people out of a job ooh guys look at me im toooodd dooooont fire our best employees im gonna cryyyyy im tooooodd

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08-05-09: mustrowskis famous bed bender

Married To The Sea comic: mustrowskis famous bed bender * Text: mustrowskis famous bed bender adjustable to the precise precise amount of uncomfort your health demands

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08-04-09: journey to the new world

Married To The Sea comic: journey to the new world * Text: weve made it johnson the new world and it isnt so far away as they say must have taken only a couple hours

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08-03-09: homeopathic research

Married To The Sea comic: homeopathic research * Text: jonathan your plan seems to be immensely lucrative im not sure that the public will fall for buying vials of water as homeopathic medicine but there is only one way to find out

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08-02-09: loose womens bonnets et cetera

Married To The Sea comic: loose womens bonnets et cetera * Text: sales are phenominal as a matter of fact were opening a sister store a few blocks over gonna be called sluts & sundries

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08-01-09: what kind of bathhouse

Married To The Sea comic: what kind of bathhouse * Text: whoa hold on is that a chick what the hell kind of bath house is this anyway

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec