Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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I'm sorry, sir, but I couldn't hear that. Can you repeat what you just said? THERE'S NO HISTORICAL ACCURACY AT ALL IN THIS COMIC PRESS 3 IF YOU HEARD ME THIS TIME
This is such bullshit. I went to college for six years to learn the Dewey Decimal system, and now they want to change to the Library of Congress classification. I can't take this sitting down... I have to stand up for library science! I'm gonna tell that board that this library is a Dewey Decimal library, if they don't like it, they can check their books out elsewhere! 2 Didn't we just build a wall yesterday? This is bullshit.
I ain't no god-damn son of a bitch You better think aboutos, baby!
Oh, no! I forgot I have Alzheimer's!
Why don't we do it like this, man... You don't tell me where to spray my DDT and I won't tell you to cut those steaks a little thicker so they don't dry out on the grill. And, for the record, I ain't seen one mosquito in your macaroni salad since I started pesticidin' last year.
When a man lies with a man As he lies with a woman, This act is no problem to God Shit, I'd better hide this one.
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The hell are you talking about, Lonnie? Ol' Redwings here is the finest corn dog in the state. He'll find us some corn by noon, or my name ain't Lonnie too.
2021: A small group of rogue Americans hijack an airplane and fly it into the Burj Al-Arab, in Dubai. The United Arab Emirates spend the next five years invading Canada and torturing its citizens, eventually leaving over 80,000 dead. Oops, that's not funny.
"Look at that one! What kind of fish is that, dad?" "I haven't the faintest! I've spend my whole life entirely consumed with pop culture... Anything relevant I might have learned about the natural world has long been displaced with a list of bands, movies, and video games I have mindlessly consumed." "Look! He's all puffy! I'm going to call him Blubby." "You know what would be cooler? Why don't you call him... Halo 3?"
Kill the lights, Joe... he's already dead. Looks like he choked on a band-aid. FIRST AID
ME? You want me to help you make soylent green? I'd be thrilled! Oh, heavens!
Okay... I'm typing... can you repeat that? Lower-case r... m... dash... r... f. Enter. Okay, looks like it went through. Wait, what? What do you mean, "this is what I get for making fun of nerds"? Are you th- hello? Hello?
Oh, yeah? Therapeutic?! You know what would be a lot more therapeutic than gardening? If you went back in time and didn't give the military permission to torture.
Is that... is that prons? Showos. Oh, that is some prons. Why do you havos?
Take Things On Boat Company Parcel status: Loaded onto ship Est. Delivery Date: 1890 2 FEB 89: BARREL LOADED 3 FEB 89: BARREL ON SHIP 14 AUG 89: STILL ON SHIP 8 NOV 89: STILL ON SHIP SHIPPED Tracking Number: 14
What? You can't give babies Benadryl tablets?! That's some bullshit. How about this... swallow six or eight of 'em yourself, and in a half-hour, me and the baby'll each take a titty and go to sleep.
Three bullseyes for you, again! That ties us at nine hundred. My throw. Say, before I go, Jim... you think we oughta back up a little? These "American Rules" are pretty fun, but every other time I've thrown darts, we didn't stand right in front of the board and stick 'em in.
EL Elron... What the hell kind of name is that? Swedish? How... oh, god dammit. It's an initial.
This is some great gasoline, lawnmower. Mmmm. Thanks. Listen... I like mowing the lawn. It's one of my favorite jobs around the house... But we never do anything else. You don't want to go out, don't even want to go to the grocery with me... All you want to do is mow the lawn. I just think we'd be better friends than lovers. Okay, cool... I'm glad we had this talk. Hey, it's looking like it's getting late. I'm gonna jet... you can finish my gasoline.
I got me some coq au vin! Everybody got they plate, but they ain't chipped in. This type of shit calls for bay and thyme... you gotta saute before you add some wine.
Your graduation is at seven? Seven at night? You know I can't be there, Lisa... that's when my programs are on. Did you tell them that? Well, I think some people do graduate from medical school twice. You haven't heard of a double doctor? No? Maybe I should be graduating, and you should study more.
No, other side. Right below your... yeah, right there. It doesn't look like food to me... maybe a cold sore? Were you on Rock of Love recently?
7:20 Balance accounts every night
The Biofuel Revolution Corn prices have tripled in the past two years. How is this changing farmers' lives? A. More children of farmers attend college B. Additional income allows those who produce our food to enjoy a higher quality of life C. Farmers continue their unending life of manual labor, toil D. All of the above Answer: C
"You little bastards better enjoy this. Your mother spent twelve years on this turkey. You appreciate it! All of you little shits1 I created all of you usin' only my dick and your mom!" Here's the turkey, kids.
The 1983 Subaru GL Turbo Station Wagon 99 accessories but a hitch ain't one
Oh, I'm so very tired of clearing all this snow! It almost makes me want to get off disability and find a job.
Ha ha! Ah, you're great, Liz. I just wish you'd listen to me, because I explained to you already that umbrellas are feminine. Now, if you had a briefcase...sure, I'd carry it. No problem. Hey, is this your boob?
Um, no, I'm not just "some chick." I am a blogger.
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
