Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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ohhhh boat is frozos Get a boat you guys!
Okay, your right eye looks good. Let's have a look at your left. Okay. Also good. Your black circles are doing fine. Also, the colored part is looking excellent.
Get drunk every night
Log Report: Unknown Fluid The unknown fluid sample, procured from the experimenter, has been determined to be human semen. ABSTRACT: Experimenter suggests that 730 samples be taken over the next calendar year, to be sure.
This peculiar temperment...the awful cravings of my bitter life...nobody understands me. Except American teenagers.
United States Take your rainbow dollars back across the border, liberal! Canada Bonjour! Welcome to Canada! Home of all Canadians.
There's nothing "unnatural" in this box, Milton. I don't know why you've been so scared to open the damned thing. It's simply full of books. Books and tapeworms.
Jack, I was lookin' at these blueprints on lunch just now...here at the top, you see how that part is in the blue ballpoint? And, I mean, maybe just me, but it looks kind of like a hand flippin' the bird.
Phooooooooot. Phoooooooooooooooweeeeeeet. Tweet. Tweet. Hell yeah, this flute is awesome. Thanks, dead guy.
We shoulda had this at the Superbar. God damn it.
You're not centered. You got n extra guy on your left. What? And the one guy has a stick, but the guy on your right doesn't. Fool! I shall have your family slain before you! Feel free...at least my family is symmetrical.
Well, this may have taken us five years and $80,000, but it'll be worth it now that I can turn my nose up at people who didn't finish college. Or went to community college. Ha! Yeah, community college. Or Criminal Justice majors. And Criminal Justice majors.
Cool! Sit-Ups Hide a Boner
I'll let you see my left titty...if you give me the entire island of Manhattan. Shit, that's a really good deal.
NOOOOO! MY BARRELS! I'm sorry, sir...but you haven't made a barrel payment in three months.
STAY IN THE VASE Great circle, please advise me! What course in life shall I follow?
You want me to marry you? Well, that depends...are you at least seven?
They set our castle on fire! What kind of shit is that? I thought it was made out of rocks.
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FLORIDA The water tastes like dirty feet been sittin' in it
POLITICAL CARTOON I'll deliver these to the United States, sir. George Bush Problems Problems Problems
10,000 Vicodins Here's my prescription. Damn, ten thousand vicodins? Wonder what happened to this guy.
Keep exercising! No, you don't look like a moron...why?
Fruit! Fruit boa-- Ma'am, would you like some fruit? No, thank you. I'm waiting for the Pizza Rolls boat.
If my calculations are correct...it seems that the Sun was made by God and don't question it.
NO! Don't stabbos! ohhhh hurtos
Great. Now I have to go return these rental leggings. Even after donning the era-appropriate clothing and haircut, Jonas, like anyone with taste or sense, found it completely impossible to enjoy the works of William Shakespeare.
I don't like the new illustrations! I hate it when you do anything different!
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL NOW HAPPEN AAIN, BUT IN REVERSE Oh, cool. This is the time I broke my back. Super. Great. Now I'm a baby.
Good evening, you two. Welcome to King's Island. Our featured entree today is three slabs of baby back ribs with a side of a full pound of buttered cron. May I recommend the cron to the lady, as she is very beautiful. For the appetizer, I will suggest the full pound of cron dogs, or you can get two pounds if you are hungry.
You are invited... My wedding Time: 4:30 pm Date: MY SPECIAL DAY. IT IS MY SPECIAL DAY!!! MINE!!! I GET TO MAKE THE DECISIONS!!! MINE!
If my calculations are correct...why, this is unexpected. It seems that professional wrestling...is faked!
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
