Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-07: lobster

Married To The Sea comic: lobster * Text: 

Dennis, the kids love having lobster. Let's do this more often!


All right. Kids, you like eatin' whole animals? Yeah? Well, great, because next week we're having cats.

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11-29-07: window scraper

Married To The Sea comic: window scraper * Text: 

Well, Einstein, if I use something soft on the window, how am I going to be able to scrape?

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11-28-07: mouth on dick

Married To The Sea comic: mouth on dick * Text: 

George W. Bush


43rd President (2000-2008)


Presidential Trivia: First and only president to prefer corporate kickbacks to actual, mouth-on-dick blowjobs.

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11-27-07: fixed some of the wires

Married To The Sea comic: fixed some of the wires * Text: 

Okay, that should be it! Go inside and see if your fan fiction loads correctly now. I've fixed some of the wires.

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11-26-07: civil war mercenaries

Married To The Sea comic: civil war mercenaries * Text: 

Let's see...well, the manual says we're actually not supposed to be unloading our muskets directly into crowds of Iraqis. Huh.

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11-25-07: disks

Married To The Sea comic: disks * Text: 

Porn


Porn


GIF Porn


Science Files


School Projects


Sound files

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11-24-07: necktie

Married To The Sea comic: necktie * Text: 

I'd be glad to take a look at your son. Before we get started, though, can you explain how you two had a child? Which one of you wears the necktie? Or do you both.

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11-23-07: this is your boss

Married To The Sea comic: this is your boss * Text: 

This is your boss.


I saw you looking at

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11-22-07: reset button

Married To The Sea comic: reset button * Text: 

I've got his head stabilized, Doctor.


Copy. You keep him there while I hit the reset button. This should remove all of your bad parenting up to this point.

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11-21-07: harmful and boring

Married To The Sea comic: harmful and boring * Text: 

Q: What looks fun and rewarding at 3am on television, but is harmful and boring in real life?


A: Getting out of bed

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11-20-07: left handed

Married To The Sea comic: left handed * Text: 

Nurse, are you ready? I'm going to make the first incision.


Oh my god...wait...am I left handed? I'm holding the scalpel in my left hand...is this how I usually do it?!


Nurse, can I get your opinion? Do you think I should do this one with my left hand...or my right...the left? Ha ha, gotcha! Okay, first incision coming up.


Hell yeah. Left handed. That's what I thought.

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11-19-07: not good with paper

Married To The Sea comic: not good with paper * Text: 

George! My letter paper is too big to go in this envelope. How do I make it go? It makes me mad!


Have you tried folding it?


It makes me mad inside my head!

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11-18-07: life in 2050

Married To The Sea comic: life in 2050 * Text: 

LIFE IN 2050


Hello, this is Sudha, can I have the last two hundred digits of your account number?


American customer service representatives will fake sub-continental accents to compete with overseas call centers, and will be assigned fake names like

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11-17-07: racist rightwing news netwo

Married To The Sea comic: racist rightwing news netwo * Text: 

You god-damned idiot! It's

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11-16-07: cincinnati wiremobile

Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati wiremobile * Text: 

Voting day arrived, and the ballots were counted and the figures tallied and double-checked. By a thin margin, a wiremobile station was to be built, rather than an

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11-15-07: have it back

Married To The Sea comic: have it back * Text: 

What a pretty package! It's lovely, Thomas, and of course you can have it back when I die.

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11-14-07: labeled

Married To The Sea comic: labeled * Text: 

HOLY SHIT!


Ybe shovh meitb dpz hynowf ibwr yhr


I thought these would be labeled

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11-13-07: breakfast with water

Married To The Sea comic: breakfast with water * Text: 

The American Doctors' Council On Health recommends a breakfast with water, salt, chicken dinner, fruits, and blood pressure.

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11-12-07: birds are like bloggers

Married To The Sea comic: birds are like bloggers * Text: 

No! Bird! Don't look at us! Look ahead! We'll fall out of the sky!


Quit waving! That's distracting him! Just stare straight ahead and flap your arm. Birds are like bloggers...they repeat what they see.

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11-11-07: coffees ready

Married To The Sea comic: coffees ready * Text: 

Coffee's ready, hon. Want me to pour you a cup?


No thanks. I'll get my own as soon as I'm done grinding this thing.

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11-10-07: business thinking

Married To The Sea comic: business thinking * Text: 

I don't know how to get out of this square. We're trapped.


If only there were a way to imagine ourselves...outside of this square.

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11-09-07: hard white structures

Married To The Sea comic: hard white structures * Text: 

Doctor! Am I going to be all right?


Well, I'm afraid we're not sure yet. You appear to have over two hundred hard, white structures distributed throughout your entire body.

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11-08-07: other trees

Married To The Sea comic: other trees * Text: 

Well, the main difference between these and other trees is that these are real small, and portable. Some would say that makes them better than other trees...but I would say that makes them way better than other trees.

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11-07-07: bills keeping you up

Married To The Sea comic: bills keeping you up * Text: 

BILLS


keeping you up late?


Try drinking.

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11-06-07: barack obama begins his run for the presidency

Married To The Sea comic: barack obama begins his run for the presidency * Text: 

BULLETINS


Jesus, Larry!


Larry! Are you jerking off again?!


A little.


Fuck all of these assholes. I'm going to be the first black president.

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11-05-07: air conditioner

Married To The Sea comic: air conditioner * Text: 

The landlord led me into a dark, humid room at the back of his office.

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11-04-07: blackwater

Married To The Sea comic: blackwater * Text: 

I told you I worked for Blackwater, you motherfucking tree! I don't give a fuck! I'll cut off your other tree arm if I want.


Uh, your other branch.

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11-03-07: wait for coal

Married To The Sea comic: wait for coal * Text: 

You hurry up, now! No-one likes to wait for coal.

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11-02-07: home of

Married To The Sea comic: home of * Text: 

the United States of America


Home of shit like this

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11-01-07: no study hall

Married To The Sea comic: no study hall * Text: 

You keep pulling, Jake. I'll keep working on this. It's due in a couple hours.


I didn't even get my study hall today, dude, isn't that bullshit?

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec