Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-07: gyroscopes

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Gyroscopes


Fact...or fiction?


A: Fiction

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03-30-07: say hello to the dog

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And who came up to the house next...but...a dog! Hello, I'm Rags! Say hello to the dog!


Hi Rags. Listen, that's threat, Harry. Maximillian and I think you've got a real talent for shadowplay.We've both seen this one before, though, so we'll be just down the hall, watching television.

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03-29-07: angel fortune

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For my next tr- oh, well, hello there. Angels of death. Okay, listen...before you start off on all that

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03-28-07: simons shitty stick

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That's a shitty umbrella you have.


Is that right? Well, how about your stick is shitty. How about that, Simon. Stop waving your shitty stick around.

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03-27-07: gruel

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Let this be a lesson. Don't sleep on your gruel, son. Me and cat will fuck up a bowl of gruel.

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03-26-07: dysentery

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WATER


New formulation! 50% less dysentery!


I preferred the old formulation.


Don't Fret!


Water Classic contains our originally-available amount of dysentery, and is available in drinking fountains across the country.

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03-25-07: furry umbrella

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Thanks for the cut, Ed. I'll see you next week.


My pleasure, as always.


Say...it's raining like a mother out there. Do you have an umbrella I could borrow? I don't want to get my robe wet.


Well, we do have the Furry Umbrella...


Ah...you know what, I think I'll be fine.


ASK ME ABOUT BEING A DAMN FURRY

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03-24-07: heavy loads

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Clarice...those women over there are carrying such heavy loads. Let's go and help them.


Really?


No.

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03-23-07: ted

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With his bow raised and arrow drawn, Fire-Desert-by-River-Stops-The-Rain locked eyes with his target.

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03-22-07: fweeeeet

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fweeeeet

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03-21-07: PRETTYBIRD

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Well, hello again, Prettybird! Have you come back to tell me of the wonders you've seen this winter?


WELL FIRST OFF I DON'T MIGRATE AND SECOND KILL YOUR PARENTS

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03-20-07: open this

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ONLY FAGS OPEN THIS

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03-19-07: forehead

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All right, guys...he's out. Orderly, pass me a fountain pen. I am about to start the procedure in which I draw a spurting penis on the patient's forehead.

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03-18-07: fortune telling head in a box

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It's pretty easy to make a living as a fortune-telling head-in-a-box. All you have to do is figure out a way to make your entire body invisible.


Except your head.

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03-17-07: jerkoff library

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LIBRARY


There it is. See? Library. That's all it says. Nothing at all about jerking off.

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03-16-07: sculptor

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That sculpture is excellent, bro. I would totally buy a t-shirt with that sculpture on it. A picture of the sculpture. Well, I would if I weren't so broke. Where do you get your chisels btw?

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03-15-07: liberators

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We're approaching the Swiss coast now, gentlemen. Fire a warning shot.


Commander...isnt's Switzerland neutral? They look pretty pissed.


Nonsense! We'll be greeted as liberators. If I were a Switzerland I wouldn't want to be liberated by a boat full of pussies. Would you?

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03-14-07: choochoo

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You're finished! Yaaaaaay! You're such a pretty dog, Choochoo.


Want to lick the paintbrush? Mmmm, that's good. Choochoo loooooves her lead-mercury face paint. Mmmmmm.

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03-13-07: crisp up

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And, okay, you got him? All right. Just set him on, you know, a chair... table... whatever. I'd leave this one for about fifteen, seventeen minutes. Just enough to crisp up a little.

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03-12-07: ghost horse

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What happened then?


Well, the two brothers sat down, convinced they were safe. Several minutes passed until one of them turned...around...to FIND THE GHOST HORSE RIGHT BEHIND THEM AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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03-11-07: zero

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Which one of you assholes invented zero? Actually, what the fuck is a zero? This is bullshit.

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03-10-07: percival and the bed

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At the forty-ninth day of the competition, only Percival and his younger brother remained alive. Their sister, and both parents, had perished in the quest to win a free bed. I'm going to win this, Percy, his brother said, and pulled a handful of chocolate chip cookies from his pocket. I've got enough cookies to keep me alive for at least a week!


Percival had poisoned the cookies. As his brother began to foam and convulse on the floor, he cast down his crutches, and hopped to the bed with his

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03-09-07: binder

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Here's a paper from my binder.


Oh, okay, I'm going to read it.


It's a deposition filed by th


Psyche! Fuck your paper, dude.

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03-08-07: dictionary

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You can't just make up words. You have to go through me. It'll be twenty dollars to put your word in the dictionary. Ten for the word, and ten for making up a word without asking the guy who writes the dictionary.

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03-07-07: copying machine

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Yeah, I'm actually pretty good at copying. I copy faster than anyone else here. Ask the Bookmaster. He'll tell you. I'm like a machine. A copying machine.

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03-06-07: dear xerxes

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My Dearest Xerxes,


It is with great sadness that I must convey such a ponderous message to you, but the pursuit of truth demands it. I'm in your mailbox, breaking up with you.


Fondly, Louise

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03-05-07: emovisible

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The Emovisible Man


Four interchangeable haircuts


Fits all standard armwarmers/wristbands


Mad at Dad


Only $4.00

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03-04-07: feetcold

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Have you caught anything?


Well, I got a bad case of my feet are real cold.

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03-03-07: literacy rate

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RABBIT! Get back here and clean my house! I command you! Rabbit! Clean.


LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LITERACY RATE IS AROUND HERE BUT IF YOU CAN READ YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE CHAPTER IN MY MANUAL ENTITLED

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03-02-07: s s erotic bagel

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Men...you were fortunate enough to ride on the ultimate voyage of the old Bage. A finer ship could not be found. We'll miss her.

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03-01-07: dang dang

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I love it when they call me big DANG DANG


I only smoke blunts if they roll DANG DANG


(I got the DANG DANG girl, you didn't know?)

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec