Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Gyroscopes Fact...or fiction? A: Fiction
And who came up to the house next...but...a dog! Hello, I'm Rags! Say hello to the dog! Hi Rags. Listen, that's threat, Harry. Maximillian and I think you've got a real talent for shadowplay.We've both seen this one before, though, so we'll be just down the hall, watching television.
For my next tr- oh, well, hello there. Angels of death. Okay, listen...before you start off on all that "here's how you die"...let me guess. I'm gonna say...the one of spades.
That's a shitty umbrella you have. Is that right? Well, how about your stick is shitty. How about that, Simon. Stop waving your shitty stick around.
Let this be a lesson. Don't sleep on your gruel, son. Me and cat will fuck up a bowl of gruel.
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Thanks for the cut, Ed. I'll see you next week. My pleasure, as always. Say...it's raining like a mother out there. Do you have an umbrella I could borrow? I don't want to get my robe wet. Well, we do have the Furry Umbrella... Ah...you know what, I think I'll be fine. ASK ME ABOUT BEING A DAMN FURRY
Clarice...those women over there are carrying such heavy loads. Let's go and help them. Really? No.
With his bow raised and arrow drawn, Fire-Desert-by-River-Stops-The-Rain locked eyes with his target. "Ted," he thought. "I'll change my name to Ted...and I'll sell buffalo in my restaurant."
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Well, hello again, Prettybird! Have you come back to tell me of the wonders you've seen this winter? WELL FIRST OFF I DON'T MIGRATE AND SECOND KILL YOUR PARENTS
ONLY FAGS OPEN THIS
All right, guys...he's out. Orderly, pass me a fountain pen. I am about to start the procedure in which I draw a spurting penis on the patient's forehead.
It's pretty easy to make a living as a fortune-telling head-in-a-box. All you have to do is figure out a way to make your entire body invisible. Except your head.
LIBRARY There it is. See? Library. That's all it says. Nothing at all about jerking off.
That sculpture is excellent, bro. I would totally buy a t-shirt with that sculpture on it. A picture of the sculpture. Well, I would if I weren't so broke. Where do you get your chisels btw?
We're approaching the Swiss coast now, gentlemen. Fire a warning shot. Commander...isnt's Switzerland neutral? They look pretty pissed. Nonsense! We'll be greeted as liberators. If I were a Switzerland I wouldn't want to be liberated by a boat full of pussies. Would you?
You're finished! Yaaaaaay! You're such a pretty dog, Choochoo. Want to lick the paintbrush? Mmmm, that's good. Choochoo loooooves her lead-mercury face paint. Mmmmmm.
And, okay, you got him? All right. Just set him on, you know, a chair... table... whatever. I'd leave this one for about fifteen, seventeen minutes. Just enough to crisp up a little.
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What happened then? Well, the two brothers sat down, convinced they were safe. Several minutes passed until one of them turned...around...to FIND THE GHOST HORSE RIGHT BEHIND THEM AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Which one of you assholes invented zero? Actually, what the fuck is a zero? This is bullshit.
At the forty-ninth day of the competition, only Percival and his younger brother remained alive. Their sister, and both parents, had perished in the quest to win a free bed. I'm going to win this, Percy, his brother said, and pulled a handful of chocolate chip cookies from his pocket. I've got enough cookies to keep me alive for at least a week! Percival had poisoned the cookies. As his brother began to foam and convulse on the floor, he cast down his crutches, and hopped to the bed with his
Here's a paper from my binder. Oh, okay, I'm going to read it. It's a deposition filed by th Psyche! Fuck your paper, dude.
You can't just make up words. You have to go through me. It'll be twenty dollars to put your word in the dictionary. Ten for the word, and ten for making up a word without asking the guy who writes the dictionary.
Yeah, I'm actually pretty good at copying. I copy faster than anyone else here. Ask the Bookmaster. He'll tell you. I'm like a machine. A copying machine.
My Dearest Xerxes, It is with great sadness that I must convey such a ponderous message to you, but the pursuit of truth demands it. I'm in your mailbox, breaking up with you. Fondly, Louise
The Emovisible Man Four interchangeable haircuts Fits all standard armwarmers/wristbands Mad at Dad Only $4.00
Have you caught anything? Well, I got a bad case of my feet are real cold.
RABBIT! Get back here and clean my house! I command you! Rabbit! Clean. LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LITERACY RATE IS AROUND HERE BUT IF YOU CAN READ YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE CHAPTER IN MY MANUAL ENTITLED "RABBIT DON'T CLEAN FOR NO ONE"
Men...you were fortunate enough to ride on the ultimate voyage of the old Bage. A finer ship could not be found. We'll miss her.
I love it when they call me big DANG DANG I only smoke blunts if they roll DANG DANG (I got the DANG DANG girl, you didn't know?)
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
