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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: friends dead * Text: Oh, no, it isn't much fun at all taken on its own. Compared to thinking about how all my friends are dead, though, needlepoint is fine.
07-31-07

friends dead
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Married To The Sea comic: bonsai * Text: If a bonsai tree were a person, they would live in a special house. A special house for retards.
07-30-07

bonsai
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Married To The Sea comic: been on a boat * Text: Well, I don't know either, ma'am. Have you been on a boat lately?
07-28-07

been on a boat
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Married To The Sea comic: oral styles of the 1800s * Text: This is simply delicious, Elizabeth. What is it? My excised labia and clitoris.
07-27-07

oral styles of the 1800s
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Married To The Sea comic: dark lord * Text: Fifteen shillings?! I encourage you to double-check the price, chemist, or I shall go next door to purchase my suppositories from the skeletal Dark Lord on Pharmacy Street.
07-26-07

dark lord
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Married To The Sea comic: weather ship * Text: Today's weather...thirty percent chance of showers...sixty percent chance of rope.
07-25-07

weather ship
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Married To The Sea comic: horsefight * Text: Men! Stop your horse-fight at once! Your difference will be settled in an honorable manner! Dismount at once and follow me to the message board.
07-24-07

horsefight
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Married To The Sea comic: bitchinest * Text: This has got to be the bitchin'est way to travel. No, man, when we get those trains ridin' on a zeppelin, and the zeppelin is on a huge boat, then it'll be the bitchin'est.
07-23-07

bitchinest
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Married To The Sea comic: helmet like this * Text: Fools! You shall pay dearly! Cast your eyes upon mine helmet...it is shaped like this!
07-22-07

helmet like this
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Married To The Sea comic: les bloggeurs * Text: Drive? You want us...to drive you? Non, my friend. We are bloggeurs.
07-21-07

les bloggeurs
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Married To The Sea comic: juggalo aggression * Text: On April 14, 1865, then-President Abramam Lincoln was assassinated by
07-20-07

juggalo aggression
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Married To The Sea comic: five for five * Text: My emperor! What can I bring to you and your crew for your journey? Do they still have five-for-five? Yes, my emperor! The deal stands! Excellent. Bring me...FOUR HUNDRED ARBYS!
07-19-07

five for five
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Married To The Sea comic: church bar * Text: This church is gorgeous! But it seems to be entirely devoid of skanks...I shall remove the pews, and create a refuge for skanks world-wide. By the divine power of ruffle-butt, I hereby claim this church in the name of now it's a bar.
07-18-07

church bar
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Married To The Sea comic: last circles * Text: I see that none of you have circles...well, I'd like to introduce you to a little something I call shoulder circles.
07-17-07

last circles
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Married To The Sea comic: childrens crusade * Text: Ass! Did I or did I not tell you to come outside half an hour ago?! You missed the Children's Crusade. If you ever want to see thousands of chidren die, you'd better pray for school tornadoes.
07-16-07

childrens crusade
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Married To The Sea comic: sailors favorite * Text: Okay. Camera's running? Hat's on...Ready? All right. This is Sailor's Favorite Cum Bucket, take one.
07-15-07

sailors favorite
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Married To The Sea comic: in between vases * Text: Well, I'm actually kinda in-between jobs right now. Every damn place I talk to wants to give me a vase test. Like they really need to know what I do when I go home. Up here on the right. The one with--you see it? The vase mailbox.
07-14-07

in between vases
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Married To The Sea comic: common dignity * Text: It is little wonder, then, why this great creature failed to continue its lineage: with no ears, it could not sustain a top hat upon its head, and thereby expired from lack of common dignity.
07-13-07

common dignity
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Married To The Sea comic: meth south * Text:
07-12-07

meth south
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Married To The Sea comic: penisflower * Text: 8====D
07-11-07

penisflower
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Married To The Sea comic: gastric bypass * Text: Don't ever get a gastric bypass, man. It's gonna take me like four hours to eat this. You watch the Discovery Channel and you think it's going to be real easy...then you get home, and you can't even finish a single duck. Total crap.
07-10-07

gastric bypass
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Married To The Sea comic: bakery dick * Text: Well, afterI got my Master's in Fine Arts, I didn't immediately get a job as a famous artist, so I figured...why not work at a bakery...and be a dick?
07-09-07

bakery dick
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Married To The Sea comic: a head * Text: Guys. Hey! Guys! I found a head! GUYS! HEY IF ANYONE UP THERE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD. I WILL JUST BE OVER HERE, I HAVE THE HEAD. FOUND IT.
07-08-07

a head
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Married To The Sea comic: bird shot * Text: Here you go, I shot you a bird. Can we fuck now?
07-07-07

bird shot
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Married To The Sea comic: centigrade * Text: Twenty-five degrees centigrade? That's what she said.
07-06-07

centigrade
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Married To The Sea comic: not the coal room * Text: Well, I guess if I had some billiard balls, I'd want to store them in...hmm...NOT THE COAL ROOM.
07-05-07

not the coal room
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Married To The Sea comic: WACK * Text: WACK
07-04-07

WACK
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Married To The Sea comic: kind of your fault * Text: Then, when you reach the clearing, bear due east. In five-hundred paces you will reach a rock. The rock will...wait, are you writing this down? You are? Listen...I'm blind as shit, I've just been making this all up. I thought you could tell. Well, you're the guy who asked an old blind man for directions, so I think it's kind of your fault.
07-03-07

kind of your fault
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Married To The Sea comic: carillons * Text: Whatchuuuu knowwwww bout carillonnnnns
07-02-07

carillons
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Married To The Sea comic: concussion * Text: Football The Official Sport of Cocky Motherfuckers Getting Concussions
07-01-07

concussion
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec