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2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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Attention! The Drama Club will convene in 5... 4... 3... 2... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
They told you I like PIERS ANTHONY?! Are you serious? Piers Anthony writes books for child molesters who don't read anything not involving child molesting.
What happened to Jamestown? #3 This is not Jamestown. Where did this picture come from
The doctor says I need more fiber. But how! How can I eat more fiber? My figure will be forever ruined if I gorge myself to suit that doctor! You could always eat my beard, my love...Slowly. Very slowly. While your hair is all up in a bun, just like that. Damn.
No, Eleanor, no! There will be no "Gimmie a cup of butter!" You will say "May I have a cup of butter, please." Try it. May I have a cup of butter, please.
And now...I want you all to suck my lizard.
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Meanwhile, inside a turtle's mind... Mmmmm, plankton. Plankton? Plankton Plankton This plankton is delicious
If you're all up on my land like that, can you at least try to be less of a dick.
God, I love getting ripped and looking at my own sperm under a microscope.
What's that spraying out of the nozzle, over there? Oh, that's just water, nothing dangerous. We like to wash the bodies off between clients, to keep them fresh. Now, if you'll each pick out one you want, we'll check you into your rooms and you should have a delivery in about ten minutes.
Glub glub. Nothing down here...except for that underwater operation. Glub.
Fuckin' frog! Fuck you, frog!
So...who else here is having a shitty dinner?
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DEAD CONGRESSMEN Gol' dang it! Why's this ol' box so heavy?
NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS Lord forbid you should have to pee while you're out and about
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FETUSES JUST BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU ARE DONE
Josephine, will you ma- No. ...make me a sandwich when we get home? No.
Wash no evil
Well, it could be that when you die, your perception simply stops, and there is nothing. Or, you'll float through some clouds, until you come to a podium where an angel stands to decide your fate, and if you make it inside the cloud world, you learn that an invisible, omnipresent, omnipotent lord invented dinosaurs to test us. Either way.
Hey, finally. I've been starving...wait. What the shit is going on here? This isn't American food, is it? Ugh. I bet it is. This is going to be full of macaroni...and ham. And Nutty Bars.
NOT GETTING ANYTHING YET CAN YOU TRY AGAIN You are healed!
You can't do magic tricks... WITH NUCLEAR ARMS
Your computer is turned on, right? I'm gonna run in the living room and check my Myspace real quick.
ONE NIGHT ONLY We play weird instruments You guys are still into that, right?
Found a cross over here. Anyone lost a cross lately? Hey guys, any of you lost a cross? Is anyone missing a cross? Cross? Missing a cross? You? Missing a cross.
Congratulations First Hand-Job
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
