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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: ghetto soup * Text: For the last time! It's not a hat. It's my ghetto crown. Okay. Your ghetto crown needs tightening. Can I have some of your hot chocolate? I'm not drinking hot chocolate! It's ghetto, uh...ghetto soup.
02-28-07

ghetto soup
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Married To The Sea comic: geographic * Text: Seriously, where are you from? ...what? Well, no, you're not from National Geographic, unless you came all the way out here to make a map of where the titties are.
02-27-07

geographic
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Married To The Sea comic: dont get it * Text: To whom it may concern, I do not understand today's comic strip on marriedtothesea.com. Sincerely,
02-26-07

dont get it
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Married To The Sea comic: isnt that uncomfortable * Text: Isn't that uncomfortable? Misn't mat mun munftable?
02-25-07

isnt that uncomfortable
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Married To The Sea comic: beer shits * Text: Come on, Jacob. It's not that bad. Would you rather have shitty beer...or beer shits?
02-24-07

beer shits
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Married To The Sea comic: single tear * Text: Do I go fishing with my dad? What do--Oh. Yeah, good one, Chief. I'm the masturbator. When I go fishing with my dad, I bait the hook. Some might call me a master baiter. That was so hilarious I just shed a single tear. Wait...no, I didn't.
02-23-07

single tear
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Married To The Sea comic: solo ball * Text: Well, this is a solo ball. I have to eat this one myself. Maybe when you're older we'll cook an assisted ball, and I'll help you eat it.
02-22-07

solo ball
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Married To The Sea comic: standards of decency * Text: Standards of Decency X: Light Foreplay.
02-21-07

standards of decency
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Married To The Sea comic: the hoarder knows no bounds * Text: Yes, it is quite a lovely bottle, isn't it? Mother thinks so too. She's got a hundred thirty-four of them in the attic, which we'll throw out when she dies.
02-20-07

the hoarder knows no bounds
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Married To The Sea comic: opiongs * Text: DO NOT refer to the merchandise as
02-19-07

opiongs
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Married To The Sea comic: look it up * Text: Bitches ain't...what? This is unreasonable! NO! IT'S NOT! LOOK IT UP Hoes Tricks
02-18-07

look it up
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Married To The Sea comic: two daddies * Text: Well, what did you say when they asked about your family? I said I have two daddies and that I love them. Two daddies, and a mommy too! I didn't say that.
02-17-07

two daddies
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Married To The Sea comic: shit city * Text: This right here solved ALL my problems. I was really in Shit City before I got my third bachelor's degree.
02-16-07

shit city
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Married To The Sea comic: testing my patience * Text: AM I ALSO TESTING YOUR FREAKY NECK NO You're testing my patience, rabbit.
02-15-07

testing my patience
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Married To The Sea comic: egg hat * Text: Eggs Available in your grocer's hat/ass! Egg Hat Egg Ass
02-14-07

egg hat
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Married To The Sea comic: how are you today * Text: Hello! Hello! How are you today? Shitty.
02-13-07

how are you today
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Married To The Sea comic: forehead tat * Text: MARRIEDTOTHESEA.COM People sometimes ask me, Why did you tattoo your forehead? And sometimes they ask
02-12-07

forehead tat
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Married To The Sea comic: switch hats * Text: Sir! Sir! Help! Please help! What's the problem, ma'am? Let's switch hats! What? What? What?! What?
02-11-07

switch hats
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Married To The Sea comic: jerkmarine * Text: Jerkmarine log. It's currently April fifth. We have but three barrels of dick paint left. Earlier today, we were forced to use daguerrotypes of penguins to carry out our morning constitutional. I worry that soon--Ensign! Stop writing at once! Titties at two o'clock! We may survive after all!
02-10-07

jerkmarine
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Married To The Sea comic: roasted wenis * Text: Roasted wenis: 8 cents Broasted wenis: add 3 cents
02-09-07

roasted wenis
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Married To The Sea comic: get that paper * Text: Don't you sit here reading the paper and ask me for some damn manicotti, Grandpa. Put your work in. Don't come back here all
02-08-07

get that paper
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Married To The Sea comic: fatal college * Text: If...if I had only left my dorm room door open! And brought shower shoes. It's too late for that now, Claudia. You knew getting into this that college could be fatal.
02-07-07

fatal college
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Married To The Sea comic: two in the * Text: Two in the saint One in the taint
02-06-07

two in the
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Married To The Sea comic: orchestrion * Text: You fool! That paper is upside down. You can't possibly know how to read. In fact...I think you could be compared to the Orchestrion, because you just played yourself.
02-05-07

orchestrion
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Married To The Sea comic: not fair * Text: Not fair? Not fair? Listen, buddy...you should be thankful we just got you in a regular jail. If this were 2007 you'd be tied up with barbed wire, drinking my piss in Cuba.
02-04-07

not fair
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Married To The Sea comic: necklace and blanket * Text: It's spectacular! Simply amazing. I'll trade you a necklace for it. Ha! No, I don't think so. How about a necklace and a blanket? Okay.
02-03-07

necklace and blanket
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Married To The Sea comic: ULTIMATE JUSTICE * Text: I came as fast as I could! Which one of you requested some ULTIMATE FUCKING JUSTICE?!
02-02-07

ULTIMATE JUSTICE
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Married To The Sea comic: password reset * Text: Trip report: Password reset T+0:00. Can't remember password T+0:01. Is it
02-01-07

password reset
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec