Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-07: flying cars

Married To The Sea comic: flying cars * Text: 

Is it seriously 1900? Where's the flying cars I was promised?!

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04-29-07: seamen

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I'm the

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04-28-07: phoo aaa

Married To The Sea comic: phoo aaa * Text: 

phoooooooooo


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aaaaaaa


phoooooooo


phoooooooooooo

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04-27-07: slow pole

Married To The Sea comic: slow pole * Text: 

Could he pole any slower? It's going to take forever to get to India. Maybe I'll have him take me round the other way, through the large empty ocean.

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04-26-07: nature fight

Married To The Sea comic: nature fight * Text: 

NATURE FIGHT!


TURTLE vs FROG!


CAIMAN vs CROC!


ROCK vs WOOD!


WORM vs WORM!


Time: Right Now


Where: Outside


Directions: Just get off the fucking computer and go outside

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04-25-07: sanfrancisco

Married To The Sea comic: sanfrancisco * Text: 

San Francisco


smells like shit

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04-24-07: mmmmm

Married To The Sea comic: mmmmm * Text: 

mmmmm...


Strawberry filling, corn syrup, dextrose, high fructose corn syrup, crackermeal, water, modified wheat starch, patrially hydrogenated soybean oil, dried apples, dried pears, citric acid, caramel color, red no. 40, xantham gum, soy lecithin, yellow no. 6, enriched wheat flour, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, corn syrup, dextrose, salt, high fructose corn syrup, leavening, baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulfate, corn cereal, geletin,

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04-23-07: waterfall slut

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A waterfall slut! I must be drawing close to the Wu-Tang Clan's wooded lair.

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04-22-07: club or stab

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Fashion was strong in the middle of the decade, and over a hundred women in Philadelphia perished at the hands of ladies who felt the victims had

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04-21-07: romes top model

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This is horrid! I can't believe you philistines destroyed my hair so utterly. It looks--what do you mean I'm not ready to be Rome's top model? I fucking was ready, before you cut all my hair off.

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04-20-07: constitution flute

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Wait. F? How do I play an...okay...is that flat? What the hell is an F flat? Is that just an E?


Fuck this flute shit, I'm going to go write a constitution.

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04-19-07: skin flute

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How odd that this one came in to play the clarinet! I could have sworn that his application said

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04-18-07: longest fingernails

Married To The Sea comic: longest fingernails * Text: 

WORLD'S LONGEST FINGERNAILS


Gross


Nasty


One is short


Why would you do that

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04-17-07: turnip roots

Married To The Sea comic: turnip roots * Text: 

Turnips for sale! Turnip roots for sale!


They'll Still Be There, After You've Eaten All Your Good Food

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04-16-07: amphora

Married To The Sea comic: amphora * Text: 

No...Mom! Listen! That's not even mine. Come on, don't throw it out. It's not even my amphora. I'm holding onto it for someone.

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04-15-07: reading lute club

Married To The Sea comic: reading lute club * Text: 

You got your lute in my book! You got your reading in my luting!


Reading / Lute Club


Meets Wednesdays at 3:30 in Room 1 (Only Room in School)

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04-14-07: horse semen

Married To The Sea comic: horse semen * Text: 

Boys! Quiet! Be quiet at once, or I'll put the kettle up, and none of us will have horse semen again until next month.

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04-13-07: heroin brownies

Married To The Sea comic: heroin brownies * Text: 

Oh, this does not smell good at all. The butter is turning a revolting shade of brown. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a complete waste. And to top it off, I'm not sure that William will even try this batch of

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04-12-07: new judge

Married To The Sea comic: new judge * Text: 

NEW JUDGE


I want the old judge's wig

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04-11-07: boob touches

Married To The Sea comic: boob touches * Text: 

You are in a dark dungeon. What do you do?


I light my torch and look around.


You see a nude lady with long, flowing hair. She beckons to you. You can see her boobs.


I go up to the lady and touch her boobs.


Roll d20 to see how many boob touches you get.

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04-10-07: delaware

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Men! Stop rowing at once! We're in Delaware, Ohio. Son of a bitch. How long would it take...What? Two weeks? Shit. I'm going to be a hemp farmer forever.

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04-09-07: must have running water

Married To The Sea comic: must have running water * Text: 

Sink-Powered Sewing Machine


Save time


Save money


Exposed belt maims limbs/children

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04-08-07: poison the rich

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No!


Don't poison the rich!

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04-07-07: jesus christ im a lion

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Jesus Christ, I'm a lion! Get in the car.

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04-06-07: coming alive

Married To The Sea comic: coming alive * Text: 

The next slide is...oh...oh, no, it's coming alive! No! Slide, nooooooooo! AAAAAAAAAGGGHH!

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04-05-07: FUNNY PET VIDEOS

Married To The Sea comic: FUNNY PET VIDEOS * Text: 

WILL MAKE FUNNY PET VIDEOS FOR FOOD

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04-04-07: chain comic

Married To The Sea comic: chain comic * Text: 

In 1854 a lady fell down a deep well and broke her leg and nobody found her, or something. If you do not repost this Married To The Sea comic to the internet at least 55 times, she will come to your house and pee on your bed while you are at work.

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04-03-07: wreathz

Married To The Sea comic: wreathz * Text: 

Well, the way to do it is like...okay. I'll just go up and knock on the door, and say that wreaths are two dollars. Then, right as they start to respond, I go,

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04-02-07: ghostriding

Married To The Sea comic: ghostriding * Text: 

Alexander, I'm getting something. A transmission...from far away...


What is it?


Somewhere...someone...is ghost riding the whip.

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04-01-07: sandstorm

Married To The Sea comic: sandstorm * Text: 

SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THE SANDSTORM IS OVER


PROBABLY ROAM THE LAND, MAYBE DO A LITTLE HERDING OR TRADING

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec