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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: flying cars * Text: Is it seriously 1900? Where's the flying cars I was promised?!
04-30-07

flying cars
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Married To The Sea comic: seamen * Text: I'm the
04-29-07

seamen
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Married To The Sea comic: phoo aaa * Text: phoooooooooo aaaa aaa aaaa aaaaaaa phoooooooo phoooooooooooo
04-28-07

phoo aaa
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Married To The Sea comic: slow pole * Text: Could he pole any slower? It's going to take forever to get to India. Maybe I'll have him take me round the other way, through the large empty ocean.
04-27-07

slow pole
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Married To The Sea comic: nature fight * Text: NATURE FIGHT! TURTLE vs FROG! CAIMAN vs CROC! ROCK vs WOOD! WORM vs WORM! Time: Right Now Where: Outside Directions: Just get off the fucking computer and go outside
04-26-07

nature fight
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Married To The Sea comic: sanfrancisco * Text: San Francisco smells like shit
04-25-07

sanfrancisco
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Married To The Sea comic: mmmmm * Text: mmmmm... Strawberry filling, corn syrup, dextrose, high fructose corn syrup, crackermeal, water, modified wheat starch, patrially hydrogenated soybean oil, dried apples, dried pears, citric acid, caramel color, red no. 40, xantham gum, soy lecithin, yellow no. 6, enriched wheat flour, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, corn syrup, dextrose, salt, high fructose corn syrup, leavening, baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulfate, corn cereal, geletin,
04-24-07

mmmmm
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Married To The Sea comic: waterfall slut * Text: A waterfall slut! I must be drawing close to the Wu-Tang Clan's wooded lair.
04-23-07

waterfall slut
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Married To The Sea comic: club or stab * Text: Fashion was strong in the middle of the decade, and over a hundred women in Philadelphia perished at the hands of ladies who felt the victims had
04-22-07

club or stab
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Married To The Sea comic: romes top model * Text: This is horrid! I can't believe you philistines destroyed my hair so utterly. It looks--what do you mean I'm not ready to be Rome's top model? I fucking was ready, before you cut all my hair off.
04-21-07

romes top model
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Married To The Sea comic: constitution flute * Text: Wait. F? How do I play an...okay...is that flat? What the hell is an F flat? Is that just an E? Fuck this flute shit, I'm going to go write a constitution.
04-20-07

constitution flute
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Married To The Sea comic: skin flute * Text: How odd that this one came in to play the clarinet! I could have sworn that his application said
04-19-07

skin flute
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Married To The Sea comic: longest fingernails * Text: WORLD'S LONGEST FINGERNAILS Gross Nasty One is short Why would you do that
04-18-07

longest fingernails
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Married To The Sea comic: turnip roots * Text: Turnips for sale! Turnip roots for sale! They'll Still Be There, After You've Eaten All Your Good Food
04-17-07

turnip roots
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Married To The Sea comic: amphora * Text: No...Mom! Listen! That's not even mine. Come on, don't throw it out. It's not even my amphora. I'm holding onto it for someone.
04-16-07

amphora
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Married To The Sea comic: reading lute club * Text: You got your lute in my book! You got your reading in my luting! Reading / Lute Club Meets Wednesdays at 3:30 in Room 1 (Only Room in School)
04-15-07

reading lute club
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Married To The Sea comic: horse semen * Text: Boys! Quiet! Be quiet at once, or I'll put the kettle up, and none of us will have horse semen again until next month.
04-14-07

horse semen
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Married To The Sea comic: heroin brownies * Text: Oh, this does not smell good at all. The butter is turning a revolting shade of brown. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a complete waste. And to top it off, I'm not sure that William will even try this batch of
04-13-07

heroin brownies
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Married To The Sea comic: new judge * Text: NEW JUDGE I want the old judge's wig
04-12-07

new judge
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Married To The Sea comic: boob touches * Text: You are in a dark dungeon. What do you do? I light my torch and look around. You see a nude lady with long, flowing hair. She beckons to you. You can see her boobs. I go up to the lady and touch her boobs. Roll d20 to see how many boob touches you get.
04-11-07

boob touches
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Married To The Sea comic: delaware * Text: Men! Stop rowing at once! We're in Delaware, Ohio. Son of a bitch. How long would it take...What? Two weeks? Shit. I'm going to be a hemp farmer forever.
04-10-07

delaware
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Married To The Sea comic: must have running water * Text: Sink-Powered Sewing Machine Save time Save money Exposed belt maims limbs/children
04-09-07

must have running water
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Married To The Sea comic: poison the rich * Text: No! Don't poison the rich!
04-08-07

poison the rich
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Married To The Sea comic: jesus christ im a lion * Text: Jesus Christ, I'm a lion! Get in the car.
04-07-07

jesus christ im a lion
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Married To The Sea comic: coming alive * Text: The next slide is...oh...oh, no, it's coming alive! No! Slide, nooooooooo! AAAAAAAAAGGGHH!
04-06-07

coming alive
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Married To The Sea comic: FUNNY PET VIDEOS * Text: WILL MAKE FUNNY PET VIDEOS FOR FOOD
04-05-07

FUNNY PET VIDEOS
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Married To The Sea comic: chain comic * Text: In 1854 a lady fell down a deep well and broke her leg and nobody found her, or something. If you do not repost this Married To The Sea comic to the internet at least 55 times, she will come to your house and pee on your bed while you are at work.
04-04-07

chain comic
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Married To The Sea comic: wreathz * Text: Well, the way to do it is like...okay. I'll just go up and knock on the door, and say that wreaths are two dollars. Then, right as they start to respond, I go,
04-03-07

wreathz
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Married To The Sea comic: ghostriding * Text: Alexander, I'm getting something. A transmission...from far away... What is it? Somewhere...someone...is ghost riding the whip.
04-02-07

ghostriding
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Married To The Sea comic: sandstorm * Text: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THE SANDSTORM IS OVER PROBABLY ROAM THE LAND, MAYBE DO A LITTLE HERDING OR TRADING
04-01-07

sandstorm
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec