Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Is it seriously 1900? Where's the flying cars I was promised?!
I'm the "a" in seamen. A
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Could he pole any slower? It's going to take forever to get to India. Maybe I'll have him take me round the other way, through the large empty ocean.
NATURE FIGHT! TURTLE vs FROG! CAIMAN vs CROC! ROCK vs WOOD! WORM vs WORM! Time: Right Now Where: Outside Directions: Just get off the fucking computer and go outside
San Francisco smells like shit
mmmmm... Strawberry filling, corn syrup, dextrose, high fructose corn syrup, crackermeal, water, modified wheat starch, patrially hydrogenated soybean oil, dried apples, dried pears, citric acid, caramel color, red no. 40, xantham gum, soy lecithin, yellow no. 6, enriched wheat flour, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, corn syrup, dextrose, salt, high fructose corn syrup, leavening, baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulfate, corn cereal, geletin,
A waterfall slut! I must be drawing close to the Wu-Tang Clan's wooded lair.
Fashion was strong in the middle of the decade, and over a hundred women in Philadelphia perished at the hands of ladies who felt the victims had "bit their styles." Sometimes, the gangsters would club or stab other women for having a pretty hat. Here, a vicious fashion gangster eyes her likely target: a naive young lass, minding her own business.
This is horrid! I can't believe you philistines destroyed my hair so utterly. It looks--what do you mean I'm not ready to be Rome's top model? I fucking was ready, before you cut all my hair off.
Wait. F? How do I play an...okay...is that flat? What the hell is an F flat? Is that just an E? Fuck this flute shit, I'm going to go write a constitution.
How odd that this one came in to play the clarinet! I could have sworn that his application said "skin flute" under instrument preference.
WORLD'S LONGEST FINGERNAILS Gross Nasty One is short Why would you do that
Turnips for sale! Turnip roots for sale! They'll Still Be There, After You've Eaten All Your Good Food
No...Mom! Listen! That's not even mine. Come on, don't throw it out. It's not even my amphora. I'm holding onto it for someone.
You got your lute in my book! You got your reading in my luting! Reading / Lute Club Meets Wednesdays at 3:30 in Room 1 (Only Room in School)
Boys! Quiet! Be quiet at once, or I'll put the kettle up, and none of us will have horse semen again until next month.
Oh, this does not smell good at all. The butter is turning a revolting shade of brown. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a complete waste. And to top it off, I'm not sure that William will even try this batch of "heroin brownies."
NEW JUDGE I want the old judge's wig
You are in a dark dungeon. What do you do? I light my torch and look around. You see a nude lady with long, flowing hair. She beckons to you. You can see her boobs. I go up to the lady and touch her boobs. Roll d20 to see how many boob touches you get.
Men! Stop rowing at once! We're in Delaware, Ohio. Son of a bitch. How long would it take...What? Two weeks? Shit. I'm going to be a hemp farmer forever.
Sink-Powered Sewing Machine Save time Save money Exposed belt maims limbs/children
No! Don't poison the rich!
Jesus Christ, I'm a lion! Get in the car.
The next slide is...oh...oh, no, it's coming alive! No! Slide, nooooooooo! AAAAAAAAAGGGHH!
WILL MAKE FUNNY PET VIDEOS FOR FOOD
In 1854 a lady fell down a deep well and broke her leg and nobody found her, or something. If you do not repost this Married To The Sea comic to the internet at least 55 times, she will come to your house and pee on your bed while you are at work.
Well, the way to do it is like...okay. I'll just go up and knock on the door, and say that wreaths are two dollars. Then, right as they start to respond, I go, "Or...I'll just trade it to you for some opium. My grandma loves that shit."
Alexander, I'm getting something. A transmission...from far away... What is it? Somewhere...someone...is ghost riding the whip.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THE SANDSTORM IS OVER PROBABLY ROAM THE LAND, MAYBE DO A LITTLE HERDING OR TRADING
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
