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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: baby ass * Text: THIS BABY...THIS ASS...HE WILL BE KING!!!
09-30-06

baby ass
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Married To The Sea comic: fossil fuels * Text: FOSSIL FUELS They'll Last Forever!
09-29-06

fossil fuels
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Married To The Sea comic: blog hiatus * Text: 4 April. This Blog is going to have to go on hiatus for a while. The boss found out that I have been using the town's only printing press to publish my writing. I hope he doesn't find any of the older entries.
09-28-06

blog hiatus
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Married To The Sea comic: bird and fish adventures * Text: BIRD AND FISH The Adventures of Bird and Fish 1899 Bird and Fish shit
09-27-06

bird and fish adventures
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Married To The Sea comic: bird and fish * Text: BIRD AND FISH Where will they go next? And who knows what they will get into! The nation's first web-comic continues to delight men and women of all ages. Available in: The Newspaper (Which-ever one.) Here are some links to other web-comics. Oh, such a pity...it appears we are the only one. BIRD AND FISH 1899 Bird and Fish
09-26-06

bird and fish
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Married To The Sea comic: 2012 * Text: WHAT THE SHIT? DON'T WORRY. THEIR CIVILIZATION WILL END IN 2012
09-25-06

2012
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Married To The Sea comic: waaaaaaaaang * Text: Hey! Do you want to join our band? I beatbox, and my friend Stan plays the circuit-bent electro waaaaaang.
09-24-06

waaaaaaaaang
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Married To The Sea comic: charles darwin and the magic hat * Text: Mr. Darwin, you may indeed believe that we came from monkeys... but dare you disbelieve in...MAGIC?!
09-23-06

charles darwin and the magic hat
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Married To The Sea comic: the false teeth * Text: Why'd you buy those false teeth at that garage sale Grandma? Hello? You have teeth. You don't need someone else's false teeth, Grandma, I think you have a problem with hoarding. How much time dusting...Listen, most people don't even have a purse room.
09-22-06

the false teeth
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Married To The Sea comic: agricultural jo bs * Text: Yeah, well, if you wanna grow up to be like me, you're going to have to have a pretty steady diet of processed food. None of that free-range, freshly-grown, local farmer agricultural jackoff bullshit. You go straight for the Pizza Rolls and Hot Pockets. Hell, I don't even take em out of the boxes.
09-21-06

agricultural jo bs
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Married To The Sea comic: no dinosaurs sorry * Text: Lord, if you will not stop the coming apocalypse, please do tell: Will there at least be some dinosaurs afterwards? I mean, maybe just some small ones? nope
09-20-06

no dinosaurs sorry
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Married To The Sea comic: LOVE SEAT * Text: BITCH I TOLD YOU Love Seat...in the case of one-year-old Padded Chair, you are...Not the father.
09-19-06

LOVE SEAT
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Married To The Sea comic: thank you beary much * Text: How's it hanging, livestock? Oh, I'm hanging in there...just bear-ly. What? We're goats, dude. Bears are different. They're different animals. Thank you bear-y much!
09-18-06

thank you beary much
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Married To The Sea comic: tong trees * Text: Yes, it is a lovely afternoon, isn't it? What a shame we have to spend it in the shade of the tong trees.
09-17-06

tong trees
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Married To The Sea comic: rent doubles * Text: Well, actually... I don't think it's true that if you're airborne, you don't owe your roommate rent. In fact, I heard just yesterday that your rent doubles if you fly inside the living room.
09-16-06

rent doubles
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Married To The Sea comic: craisins * Text: That's it. I'm taking my Craisins to a town that knows how to snack.
09-15-06

craisins
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Married To The Sea comic: fucktards * Text: What do you mean It's not an invention?! You fuck-tards! My eyeball makes nickels! Is that so completely unremarkable?
09-14-06

fucktards
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Married To The Sea comic: course of life * Text: The Course of Natural Life Childhood Discovery of Masturbation Realization of Futility of Life Suicide/Adulthood
09-13-06

course of life
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Married To The Sea comic: nothin but a * Text: ain't nothin but a dog thing bay-bee two trained-ass wolves so we cray-zee
09-12-06

nothin but a
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Married To The Sea comic: pure terror * Text: To good humor, good health, and Jonah! Are you all right? Yes, thank you. I'm sorry. I was distracted by angels. They've got this...don't turn around...they've got this mirror...and when you look in it, you see your own maggot-ridden skeleton, devoid of all flesh. It is a monument to pure terror. To pure terror! Cheers!
09-11-06

pure terror
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Married To The Sea comic: reading scandal * Text: Schoolteacher indicted in reading scandal It shouldn't be illegal for women to read Judge recommends death by hanging
09-10-06

reading scandal
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Married To The Sea comic: box trick * Text: How was the show? I think the box trick would have been more effective with the old box...you know...the one without the glass windows facing the audience.
09-09-06

box trick
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Married To The Sea comic: put it in my hat * Text: Mr. President, so nice to see you. I have acquired the... materials. We haven't even invented wireless communication yet, Leonard. I don't think we're being recorded. In that case... here's your elbow of sweet colonial greens, my man. Leonard, God damn it! Do I have to tell you every time? No touching the president. Here...put it in my hat.
09-08-06

put it in my hat
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Married To The Sea comic: see your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms * Text: DEPRESSION Signs include: Moustache Combover Sideburns Overcoat
09-07-06

see your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms
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Married To The Sea comic: wheres my bird * Text: Where's my bird, dad? He died because of your poor grades.
09-06-06

wheres my bird
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Married To The Sea comic: carried your chips * Text: But where were you, Lord, when I paid for two bags of chips, yet only received one from the vending machine? It was then, my beloved child, that I carried your chips. Here they are.
09-05-06

carried your chips
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Married To The Sea comic: olivia tremor control * Text: Why yes, I'd love to be in the Olivia Tremor Control! That's what I'll say.
09-04-06

olivia tremor control
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Married To The Sea comic: feels good to be a winner * Text: Touche! Ah! You... ...God damn it. Damn it! ... Damn it. That's five-nothing! It feels good to be a winner, Martin. Does it feel that good, Benjamin? Will it feel that good when you sit behind me in band this afternoon because you are second trombone and I am first trombone?
09-03-06

feels good to be a winner
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Married To The Sea comic: propella copter * Text: Oh! I'm flying over the city! This propellacopter really does fly! 10 Propella-Copter Plans! Build it at home and use the Propella-Copter to fly over cities, fields, lakes...anywhere! Write to Propella-Copter, Box 4, Dayton, O. Include picture and dime.
09-02-06

propella copter
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Married To The Sea comic: beautiful country * Text: This part of the country is so beautiful, Dale. It sure is. And in two hundred years... someone will ramp off this thing. In a video game.
09-01-06

beautiful country
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec