Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-06: jamestown part 2

Married To The Sea comic: jamestown part 2 * Text: 

What happened to Jamestown?


#2


fig. 1. Poor design.


The town's monorail had a top speed of 0.4 mph, and it fell off the track once a day, on average.

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11-29-06: bear gets an ether bath

Married To The Sea comic: bear gets an ether bath * Text: 

Let him--Grandpa! Let him lick you! I gave the bear an ether bath this morning, so he's clean.

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11-28-06: skeletons in the corner

Married To The Sea comic: skeletons in the corner * Text: 

And you'll do as we say, or you'll join those two skeletons in the corner.


BE COOL MAN


BEING A SKELETON SUCKS

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11-27-06: missed connections

Married To The Sea comic: missed connections * Text: 

MISSED CONNECTIONS


You: Whoever


Me: Under this sign


When: Now

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11-26-06: shit fuck train conductor

Married To The Sea comic: shit fuck train conductor * Text: 

I read what you said in your blog about

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11-25-06: parasitic twin

Married To The Sea comic: parasitic twin * Text: 

Mom! It wasn't me! It was my parasitic twin.

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11-24-06: MASTURbating

Married To The Sea comic: MASTURbating * Text: 

I'M SORRY! EVERYONE! I'M SORRY! IT WAS MT FAULT! I WAS MASTURbating!

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11-23-06: industrial safety

Married To The Sea comic: industrial safety * Text: 

Oh!


That's the third thumb this week.

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11-22-06: ball sweat

Married To The Sea comic: ball sweat * Text: 

Here you are ma'am, compliments of the conductor.


BALL SWEAT

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11-21-06: hell trivia

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Hey, I mowed the lawn 2,098 times before I kicked off! That's pretty good! Ain't nobody gonna say I never did nothin' now. What other kinda trivia do you have in that book?


No, I don't think I want you to read me the chapter called

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11-20-06: the pharaoh

Married To The Sea comic: the pharaoh * Text: 

Yeah, just make a blog post, and list off what you think I did today. It's pretty easy.


Oh, and set my mood to quixotic.


All right. Quixotic. What album...no? No album? Okay, no album.


Dude. The pharaoh is totally fucking with him. I heard the pharaoh listening to Sublime or some shit on the way over here.

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11-19-06: free cookies

Married To The Sea comic: free cookies * Text: 

FREE COOKIES


10:00 A.M.


@


VALLEY FORGE


Oh, hell yes! I'm totally not doing anything at 10 today. Well, anything that's not eating some free cookies.

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11-18-06: elijahs movie taste

Married To The Sea comic: elijahs movie taste * Text: 

You can't believe I don't like Star Wars? I think what you meant to say was

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11-17-06: conception

Married To The Sea comic: conception * Text: 

Ha! Ha! That's wonderful, Isaac! Let me tell you one now. Okay... How do you convince a woman to lie in a puddle of semen for twenty minutes?


I don't know. How?


Tell her it will increase her chances of conception.

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11-16-06: bad dreams

Married To The Sea comic: bad dreams * Text: 

Bad dreams


Good people can have bad dreams, but it is incredibly rare.

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11-15-06: sting

Married To The Sea comic: sting * Text: 

You... Little girl! You look nothing like your Myspace picture!


This had better not be a fucking sting.

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11-14-06: REGAINING HUMORS

Married To The Sea comic: REGAINING HUMORS * Text: 

NAH, NOTHIN'S HAPPENING.


WELL, MY LEG IS WET, BUT OTHERWISE, NO


How does that feel? Are you regaining your humors?

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11-13-06: my celebrity look alikes

Married To The Sea comic: my celebrity look alikes * Text: 

My celebrity look-alikes


Nobody


fucking


cares

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11-12-06: miss cleo

Married To The Sea comic: miss cleo * Text: 

No, you get back here RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN. Did you seriously just fucking call me Miss Cleo?

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11-11-06: for your butthole

Married To The Sea comic: for your butthole * Text: 

CUSTOM RIM JOBS


5 cents ?

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11-10-06: putting it back in

Married To The Sea comic: putting it back in * Text: 

Rectal prolapse: $5


Putting it back in: $10

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11-09-06: he doesnt mind

Married To The Sea comic: he doesnt mind * Text: 

Looks like it's just you and me here, Duke. Say...do you mind if I j/o?

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11-08-06: call from my butt

Married To The Sea comic: call from my butt * Text: 

Hello...this is the operator. You have a call from...my butt.

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11-07-06: ghost orchestra

Married To The Sea comic: ghost orchestra * Text: 

Ghost Orchestra

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11-06-06: DID IT HURT

Married To The Sea comic: DID IT HURT * Text: 

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TATTOO BEFORE. TELL ME, DID THIS TATTOO HURT


Yes.

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11-05-06: blogmonks

Married To The Sea comic: blogmonks * Text: 

Bloggers were invented ca. 300 AD, and were originally called

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11-04-06: a good circle

Married To The Sea comic: a good circle * Text: 

Excuse me, miss...I don't mean to be a bother, but your circles are simply lovely. It's hard to find a girl who appreciates a good circle these days.

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11-03-06: fingers

Married To The Sea comic: fingers * Text: 

this is where my fingers went

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11-02-06: beardy 2

Married To The Sea comic: beardy 2 * Text: 

I'm sorry, folks, the engine's not starting. I don't know what it could be... I've got all the controls set right... The only... -!


Gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, but the engine won't work if someone who has contracted pubic lice boards the car. The man who has the lice needs to disembark now, or I'll have you leave one-by-one.


No one? Okay, then, you at the end. Beardy. You hop off and I'll try starting this engine without you. If it's not you, let's alternate, so Beardy 2, you're next.

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11-01-06: angelz up english hornz down word

Married To The Sea comic: angelz up english hornz down word * Text: 

Angelz up, English horns down! You heard.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec