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Married To The Sea comic: jamestown part 2 * Text: What happened to Jamestown? #2 fig. 1. Poor design. The town's monorail had a top speed of 0.4 mph, and it fell off the track once a day, on average.
11-30-06

jamestown part 2
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Married To The Sea comic: bear gets an ether bath * Text: Let him--Grandpa! Let him lick you! I gave the bear an ether bath this morning, so he's clean.
11-29-06

bear gets an ether bath
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Married To The Sea comic: skeletons in the corner * Text: And you'll do as we say, or you'll join those two skeletons in the corner. BE COOL MAN BEING A SKELETON SUCKS
11-28-06

skeletons in the corner
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Married To The Sea comic: missed connections * Text: MISSED CONNECTIONS You: Whoever Me: Under this sign When: Now
11-27-06

missed connections
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Married To The Sea comic: shit fuck train conductor * Text: I read what you said in your blog about
11-26-06

shit fuck train conductor
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Married To The Sea comic: parasitic twin * Text: Mom! It wasn't me! It was my parasitic twin.
11-25-06

parasitic twin
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Married To The Sea comic: MASTURbating * Text: I'M SORRY! EVERYONE! I'M SORRY! IT WAS MT FAULT! I WAS MASTURbating!
11-24-06

MASTURbating
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Married To The Sea comic: industrial safety * Text: Oh! That's the third thumb this week.
11-23-06

industrial safety
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Married To The Sea comic: ball sweat * Text: Here you are ma'am, compliments of the conductor. BALL SWEAT
11-22-06

ball sweat
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Married To The Sea comic: hell trivia * Text: Hey, I mowed the lawn 2,098 times before I kicked off! That's pretty good! Ain't nobody gonna say I never did nothin' now. What other kinda trivia do you have in that book? No, I don't think I want you to read me the chapter called
11-21-06

hell trivia
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Married To The Sea comic: the pharaoh * Text: Yeah, just make a blog post, and list off what you think I did today. It's pretty easy. Oh, and set my mood to quixotic. All right. Quixotic. What album...no? No album? Okay, no album. Dude. The pharaoh is totally fucking with him. I heard the pharaoh listening to Sublime or some shit on the way over here.
11-20-06

the pharaoh
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Married To The Sea comic: free cookies * Text: FREE COOKIES 10:00 A.M. @ VALLEY FORGE Oh, hell yes! I'm totally not doing anything at 10 today. Well, anything that's not eating some free cookies.
11-19-06

free cookies
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Married To The Sea comic: elijahs movie taste * Text: You can't believe I don't like Star Wars? I think what you meant to say was
11-18-06

elijahs movie taste
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Married To The Sea comic: conception * Text: Ha! Ha! That's wonderful, Isaac! Let me tell you one now. Okay... How do you convince a woman to lie in a puddle of semen for twenty minutes? I don't know. How? Tell her it will increase her chances of conception.
11-17-06

conception
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Married To The Sea comic: bad dreams * Text: Bad dreams Good people can have bad dreams, but it is incredibly rare.
11-16-06

bad dreams
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Married To The Sea comic: sting * Text: You... Little girl! You look nothing like your Myspace picture! This had better not be a fucking sting.
11-15-06

sting
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Married To The Sea comic: REGAINING HUMORS * Text: NAH, NOTHIN'S HAPPENING. WELL, MY LEG IS WET, BUT OTHERWISE, NO How does that feel? Are you regaining your humors?
11-14-06

REGAINING HUMORS
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Married To The Sea comic: my celebrity look alikes * Text: My celebrity look-alikes Nobody fucking cares
11-13-06

my celebrity look alikes
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Married To The Sea comic: miss cleo * Text: No, you get back here RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN. Did you seriously just fucking call me Miss Cleo?
11-12-06

miss cleo
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Married To The Sea comic: for your butthole * Text: CUSTOM RIM JOBS 5 cents ?
11-11-06

for your butthole
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Married To The Sea comic: putting it back in * Text: Rectal prolapse: $5 Putting it back in: $10
11-10-06

putting it back in
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Married To The Sea comic: he doesnt mind * Text: Looks like it's just you and me here, Duke. Say...do you mind if I j/o?
11-09-06

he doesnt mind
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Married To The Sea comic: call from my butt * Text: Hello...this is the operator. You have a call from...my butt.
11-08-06

call from my butt
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Married To The Sea comic: ghost orchestra * Text: Ghost Orchestra
11-07-06

ghost orchestra
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Married To The Sea comic: DID IT HURT * Text: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TATTOO BEFORE. TELL ME, DID THIS TATTOO HURT Yes.
11-06-06

DID IT HURT
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Married To The Sea comic: blogmonks * Text: Bloggers were invented ca. 300 AD, and were originally called
11-05-06

blogmonks
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Married To The Sea comic: a good circle * Text: Excuse me, miss...I don't mean to be a bother, but your circles are simply lovely. It's hard to find a girl who appreciates a good circle these days.
11-04-06

a good circle
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Married To The Sea comic: fingers * Text: this is where my fingers went
11-03-06

fingers
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Married To The Sea comic: beardy 2 * Text: I'm sorry, folks, the engine's not starting. I don't know what it could be... I've got all the controls set right... The only... -! Gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, but the engine won't work if someone who has contracted pubic lice boards the car. The man who has the lice needs to disembark now, or I'll have you leave one-by-one. No one? Okay, then, you at the end. Beardy. You hop off and I'll try starting this engine without you. If it's not you, let's alternate, so Beardy 2, you're next.
11-02-06

beardy 2
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Married To The Sea comic: angelz up english hornz down word * Text: Angelz up, English horns down! You heard.
11-01-06

angelz up english hornz down word
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec