Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
You! With the newspaper! Your card is the...The one! One of Hearts!
Doctor! I must know... what is for dinner? A yam.
Okay, well, then, I'm off to play Look Into The Future by myself. I just figured you'd be interested, because, I mean, it's the future. But, whatever.
Oh, for crying out loud, Omar, did you even check to see if this metronome goes up to 13/8? We can't play math rock in 4/4, dude, you better have saved the receipt.
SMALL'N'BITTER S&B A sensible candy for the aged At my age, I need a candy that's small and bitter. That's why I love my Small'N'Bitters!
Hmm, a hundred twenty-five pounds. That's less than I remember - Hold on. Wait. A hundred twenty-five POIDS? What the fuck is a POID? This is bullshit. I want my quarter back.
oh i love this party it is going well god totally. A+ WOULD PARTY AGAIN who brought the awesome horn? that horn is making this party kick ass
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU PERCY Oh! I wish someone were here to say if this portrait of me looks accurate.
Why, yes, they are indeed wonderful spinners. Thank you for noticing. They were installed at great cost, I'll have you know.
GOOD NEWS!! We found a way to make the Republicans use fewer Natural Resources and less Food by combining them all into one umpleasant, socially irresponsible old man.
Columbia Record Every time you let your friends listen to your gramophone without paying listening tax, your favorite bandleader will be unable to eat for a day. Record sharing causes musicians to be deprived of their income and liberty. Don't cheat your heroes. Pay your listening tax.
HEY THERE, EVERYBODY!! YOU HAVE HEAD LICE
No time for shaving, boy! You've got to study! The exams are in the morning! It's too late, father. I've already decided to become a full-time scenster.
Is your father a jeweler? Because you are hot. No, I mean, because you're...like a jewel. Diamond. Shit. Shit.
Pass it? Why, my friend, you will be delighted to discover that the chair in which you are sitting, in fact, is a bong! It was built from old-growth bongwood trees. That book on the table is a lighter.
A very good job, warrior. Your final challenge...is behind you in the rocking chair. Can you defeat...your own grandfather?
DEEZ NUTZ What shall I rap about to-day? Oh! I see a vision! A vision from heaven! Thank you, rap angel! I shall indeed compose a rap about deez nutz!
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Broomtown Gazette Mega-Large Edition EVERYTHING'S OKAY Totally Cool coupons begin on Page 2
Hello! Hello hello hello. Hello telephone. Hellooooo. Tiny little ear telephone. Little earophone. Doot Doot. Ugh. This medicine tastes like...ear wax.
Hey, what're you doing - Aaah! My ear! Is there someone playing a triangle JESUS CHRIST! STOP! Do you more fully understand my powers now, Eugene? piiiiing! PING!
Which is better: one, or two? One. Or two. One. Two. Can you show me again? Can you afford glasses? No. Let's just write down two, then.
You will not be going anywhere tonight, Father. You know tonight is when the Family plays Fortunatus. Fortunatus or Wishes & Consequences
fiiiiish fiiiiish fiiiiiiiiiiiish And now, we present to you...the first public, live demonstration of... The Fishophone!
SO I NOTICED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU HAD A BLOG I READ IT ON THE INTERNET. I READ YOUR WHOLE BLOG. YOU ARE FIRED.
dang dang dang dang dang Children! It's cow time, come come! Time for cows! Cow time for boys and girls.
I see your wage of Alexander... and raise you a Tristan! Tristan, come over here. Sit on the table.
Yeah, so did I tell you guys I've been working on a robot? I have, I got motors and everything. And they're going to put it on Battlebots. Cool! Hey... uh, I thought they, um... I think they cancelled Battlebots a couple of years ago. Wh...Uh...no. No they didn't, dude, because then, how would my robot be on it?
Onward, water dragon! Onward to Harp Center! I have to return this harp within 30 days of original purchase unless I actually want to pay for it!
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay. Gimmie the mic so I can take it away. Off on a natural charge, bon voyage Yeah from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad piiiiing ping
Whoa, dude, did I just hear someone say "Susan B. Anthony Nip Slip? I got dibs on that pamphlet after I'm done with these horseshoes.
What's the square root of three? Um, let me see...Well, Roy, the square root of three is one point fuck you Roy. Do you have any more funny things to say, Roy? Do you want to know why my canvas is still blank after six years of painting in seclusion? Do you really want to go there, Roy? Are you sure you can withstand the intense, blistering waves of fuck you Roy?
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Mother Knows Best... A beer before bed means a better night's sleep for the whole family!
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
