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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: industrial revolution * Text: I can't wait for the industrial revlution. I hate making shit by hand. Dude, have you heard there's going to be an industrial revolution? This is gonna blow.
03-31-06

industrial revolution
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Married To The Sea comic: harps or something * Text: THE BAKERY FRESH BREAD Dude, why in the Fuck are we deliveing Bread? Shouldn't We be flying around or playing some Harps or something? This is a total Crock.
03-30-06

harps or something
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Married To The Sea comic: always do well in school * Text: Always do well in school, or we'll break your fucking thumb. Trad.
03-29-06

always do well in school
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Married To The Sea comic: arent you glad you went to * Text: Fuck. I'm totally glad I went to college.
03-29-06

arent you glad you went to
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Married To The Sea comic: brazil * Text: Dude, check this out. I'm gonna cause a hurricane in Brazil. Yeah, seriously! All I have to do is flap my wings. Just say like, just tell me, hey, cause a hurricane in Brazil, and I'll just be like, okay, and just flap my wings. And, bam. Brazil. Just, seriously, just say it, and I'll do it.
03-29-06

brazil
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Married To The Sea comic: calculus * Text: WHAT THE FUCK IS CALCULUS????
03-29-06

calculus
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Married To The Sea comic: daguerrotype * Text: In this book, I keep the souls I have stolen with my daguerrotype machinery.
03-29-06

daguerrotype
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Married To The Sea comic: do it * Text: Do it! Throw it, dude! Atlas! Come on, man! Do it! Come on, dude! Hey, guys, Atlas is being a total pussy. He's not throwing it. COME ON ATLAS! Pussy.
03-29-06

do it
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Married To The Sea comic: faith based medicine * Text: One megaphone of aspirin, and...finished! Would you telephone Mister Thistleberry and let him know his fait-based prescription has been filled.
03-29-06

faith based medicine
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Married To The Sea comic: human tick hybrid * Text: Fucl! I don't remembr what the Bible says about if you die and a human-tick hybrid comes out of your soul or something! Uh, our heavenly father, bless this hovering human-tick hybrid... um... amen. I think this dude is going to hell. The pope is going to be so mad at me.
03-29-06

human tick hybrid
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Married To The Sea comic: it spoils your complexion * Text: DON'T FORNICATE
03-29-06

it spoils your complexion
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Married To The Sea comic: john adams * Text: JOHN ADAMS Our Littlest President
03-29-06

john adams
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Married To The Sea comic: kick your face off * Text: I'm sorry...Did I just hear you tell me to get down from my Boxthrone? You must not know who I am. Remove yourself from my presence before I kick your face off.
03-29-06

kick your face off
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Married To The Sea comic: look * Text: LOOK AT THIS THING
03-29-06

look
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Married To The Sea comic: next year im growing crack * Text: Great. Another bumper crop of tobacco. Uh, thanks, Mother Nature, but I was kind of more hoping you would, I don't know... bring me some clothes? Just a thought.
03-29-06

next year im growing crack
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Married To The Sea comic: pollution time * Text: HEY GUYS GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!! POLLUTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-29-06

pollution time
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Married To The Sea comic: sled rides * Text: Sled rides: 5 Moustache rides: 10
03-29-06

sled rides
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Married To The Sea comic: songbook * Text: SAMUEL P. BENJAMIN'S EXTREMELY BORING SONGBOOK. INTERMEDIATE LEVEL. For use in school, church, or any place where fun is prohibited.
03-29-06

songbook
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Married To The Sea comic: starving * Text: We're Going To Die This Winter FAMILY FLOUR WHEAT CORN
03-29-06

starving
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Married To The Sea comic: swish * Text: she takes it to the hole... the bucket goes in... and... SWISH!! NOTHING BUT WELL WATER
03-29-06

swish
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Married To The Sea comic: tendons * Text: Kangaroo Tendons IN ALCOHOL SIZE....MEDIUM ALLEN HANBURYS LTD Let's see... we have some soda, orange juice, purple stuff... Oh, kangaroo tendons! We have kangaroo tendons too! I'll put the water on to boil.
03-29-06

tendons
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Married To The Sea comic: verbal abuse * Text: I will withstand your verbal abuse 10
03-29-06

verbal abuse
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Married To The Sea comic: you dont think * Text: But I didn't think-- Well, you don't think, and you know what, that's your problem. You don't think.
03-29-06

you dont think
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Married To The Sea comic: poop torpedo * Text: Ride the Poop Torpedo 6
03-28-06

poop torpedo
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Married To The Sea comic: business card * Text: It was nice to meet you. Here's my business card. Take care. Guy who will stand behind you at the post office and whistle loudly. Telephone 5-2200
03-27-06

business card
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Married To The Sea comic: child labor * Text: THANK GOD FOR CHILD LABOR
03-26-06

child labor
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Married To The Sea comic: barrels * Text: BARRELS Use them to store Liquids Solids
03-25-06

barrels
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Married To The Sea comic: toot toot * Text: Toot-toot! Fire's over here, guys!!
03-24-06

toot toot
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Married To The Sea comic: seriously * Text: Dude. Eagle. Seriouslly, dude, get off my ball.
03-23-06

seriously
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Married To The Sea comic: just leave it * Text: No...just leave it, Abraham. That's the squirrel's tiny anvil, now.
03-22-06

just leave it
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Married To The Sea comic: laudanum * Text: Watches, spectacles, clocks, rings, pins, cuff links...These are all the things I pawned to support my laudanum habit.
03-21-06

laudanum
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Married To The Sea comic: another mug of beer * Text: Would you like another mug of beer? Yes, please! Beer is my sole pleasure as an upright goat-man hybrid.
03-20-06

another mug of beer
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Married To The Sea comic: bird based * Text: Oh, christ, tell me I'm not the only bird-based furry here. Is that a shark over there? Dude, shark dude, you don't count. Sharks don't have fur. Idiot.
03-19-06

bird based
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Married To The Sea comic: billiards table * Text: BILLIARDS TABLE - $39.99 Once in your basement, this billiards table will provide an attractive surface for the folding of laundry, a storage space for boxes and other boxes, and will even provide cover, in your mind, in the case of a tornado or other natural disaster! Table includes automatic ball-return (A perfect place for your cat to vomit and sleep!) and seven pool-cues, which will be used by your children as imaginary weapons when you are not in the room. Also included is a set of flas
03-18-06

billiards table
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Married To The Sea comic: what * Text: what
03-17-06

what
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Married To The Sea comic: the horse is stressed out * Text: noooooooooooooooooooo
03-16-06

the horse is stressed out
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Married To The Sea comic: tattoo me * Text: TATTOO ME ON YOUR SELF
03-15-06

tattoo me
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Married To The Sea comic: sorry * Text: Sorry about the illegal wiretapping
03-14-06

sorry
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Married To The Sea comic: no bread * Text: What? You didn't bring bread? Nobody brought any bread at all?! Do you guys not understand that this is going to be the LAST TIME I EVER HAVE DINNER?
03-13-06

no bread
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Married To The Sea comic: pretty * Text: Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty
03-12-06

pretty
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Married To The Sea comic: bear dance * Text: I will dress in the costume of a bear and dance seductively for you. Do you have a rough wooden pole upon which I may gyrate? And do you seek companionship from a bear-dressed man? Respond post-haste to me, and we shall convene. AD #32
03-11-06

bear dance
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Married To The Sea comic: angel based photography * Text: Get your picture taken with FUCKING ANGELS!!! ONLY AT: Angel-Based Photography 4 North St., next to Angel-Based Adult Video Rental and Novelty Shop
03-10-06

angel based photography
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Married To The Sea comic: baby orchestra * Text: No, no, no. Baby orchestra, start at section THREE and D.C. al capo. And you! Harp baby! Pull your wig on straight. Have some dignity. This is a baby orchestra.
03-09-06

baby orchestra
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Married To The Sea comic: train time * Text: Excuse me, good sir, but do you know the time? Let me check my watch. It appears to be train time.
03-08-06

train time
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Married To The Sea comic: word up bro * Text: Word up bro you holding? Yeah dogg what you need? Some chopped-up dead sheep, mixed with growth hormone.
03-07-06

word up bro
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Married To The Sea comic: retard hat * Text: Here's a hat which will fit you magnificently. What about that hat behind you? Which hat? The giant, glowing, floating hat. That hat is not for sale. Can I try it on? Are you fucking retarded? Yes.
03-06-06

retard hat
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Married To The Sea comic: worse than harding * Text: How silly. There will never be a worse president than Warren G. Harding.
03-05-06

worse than harding
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Married To The Sea comic: phase four * Text: Phase Four of Initiation: We all play trumpet onto a biscuit, and make Clarence eat it.
03-04-06

phase four
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Married To The Sea comic: gracious * Text: Oh, my gracious! Internet, you have offended my delicate sensibilities!
03-03-06

gracious
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Married To The Sea comic: the raisins in spain * Text: Here are our raisins, madam. They are raisins of the highest quality from Spain. Those look lovely. They are lovely, madam. May I taste one? No. MUSTARD SUGAR RAISINS 100
03-02-06

the raisins in spain
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Married To The Sea comic: less than * Text: Less than a foot 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
03-01-06

less than
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec