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GARAGE SALE Friday and Saturday, 8-3. Jugs, a scythe, some fruit, a little bee-filled hut and more. Moving, everything must go. 468 Morningwood Avenue.

What happens if I fall off? Well, I guess the doctors will likely saw both of my arms off.

No, I do not want to go on a bicycle ride with you and your husband.

What is it like to be a doublefish? it's okay it kinda blows

I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.

Who let the deer out.

When cars get invented It's going to Rule.

For your picture to come out right, after I click the shutter, you MUST remain perfectly still for six minutes exactly. While I masturbate.

Hummingbirds? That's all they asked for? Just hummingbirds? Jesus. Have you heard of TOYS? Well, I guess I'll go order some god damn birds now. Eugene, you are grounded for asking for hummingbirds from Santa.

Extra mushrooms? Yeah, we got that. You want one extra mushroom? Okay, cool. I got it in the back, I'll go grab it. That'll be twenty bucks.http://www.marriedtothesea.com/021806/douche.jpg Douche

No... God... damn... goat! Get down -- DAMN IT GOAT DON'T SPILL MY WINE!

Man, I wish there were a way to venerate groups of abnormally muscular men who are willing to do anything to their bodies, just to be able to run the fastest. Me too. Let's invent the Olympics.

IT'S MOTHER-FUCKING BOOZE TIME BRANDY

Thanks Uncle Charles! This anvil is going to be so awesome when I take my blacksmithing classes! And, oh, cool, a present from dad! It's... a smaller anvil! Well.... Thanks! It's, uh, like the other one, but maybe I can take this one with me on trips, or something!

oh god people are still reading hamlet jesus i wrote that shit in like one fortnight i owed some people some money you know what i'm saying shakespeare got to get paid son

Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
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