Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Hey man, what up? Just hanging out, you know, absorbing nutrients and shit.
Okay, it's...okay, seve, six, five, four, three, two, one, happy new year's. Will one of you wake up Herman and tell him it's the new year.
Here, this kid is your problem now. Thanks!
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Sunday, March 19, 1889. The ether bong was tested, and it was quite a success.
Time out! Time out guys! It's me, the wine angel. It looks like you need a wine break.
Dude, what the fuck is that giant rooster doing here? I don't know, dude. Just keep mining.
What in the world? I wonder what the ambulance is doing here. Wait, I think that was just a siren in the background of this wax cylinder. Damn. I hate that.
Well, I mean... why do you think you're not in my top 8?
No, you can't be a batter. That doesn't even make sense. You're either a pitcher or a catcher. You have to pick one. Well, the metaphor just doesn't extend that far, is why.
DRINK IT THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE DO IT NOW Here's my urine sample, doctor.
Before you die... I must tell you something! I... I loved your song on the M&Ms commercial. It was just... wonderful. Just a wonderful song. I love M&Ms. I wish you could have some.
TUB-ON-WHEELS Bathe in the privacy of your own porch Lightweight 285-lb construction Play World of Warcraft for weeks at a time in a tub of your own shit
I've never seen the inside of a rabbit's brain before. What's in there, anyway? Nobody knows yet. Johnson and I are hoping it's cupcakes. Me too. Except vegan cupcakes. Because I'm a vegan. Vegans don't eat animals or animal prod- I know what vegan means, Thomas. You've told us. Well, I was just saying, because- I know what vegan means.
Maybe we'll get there at the SAME TIME and then we'll be TWINS! That would be AWESOME!
I've got the shoe size of every woman in this town on record. If you're asking if I've ever made a duplicate pair of shoes to take home and masturbate into, well, of course I have. I'm a shoemaker. You don't go into shoemaking to get rich.
Then, you put the letter in the box, and the postman takes it to its destination as fast as he can! What? They said what? Who told them that? I mean, yeah, I deliver the mail, but I also don't give a fuck.
A hundred and four-ty Degrees!! Medium- just as your Papa likes it. It appears that You are ready for Dinner, young Man.
Hey! Other angels! Get over here! The new issue of Wired has a podcast built into it! Check it out! Oh, hold on, wait, this is just some guy with a fifty-dollar haircut talking over a Sufjan Stevens song. Never mind.
So, I have to ask. What's it like being a pharmacy angel? It's a lot like being a regular angel, actually. The only difference is that I get to write prescriptions. Oh. ... Ohhhhhh. Say... can you write me, aah- Well, that depends- can I have this coat for free? Well, that depends on whether you can get me OxyContins.
tweet tweet i'm the best Mildren Oxberry First place winner in the 1886 Annual Jethro Tull Air Flute Contest
Look at me! I'm the heart of Minnie Wilkins! I'm too good to marry a little old doctor! I'm going to get eaten for dinner tonight.
Woman, I said I've had enough of this infernal rick-shaw! Take me back to the jerkoff tent at once!
Well, you know, they just discovered nuclear power in New Mexico, so I guess we won't have to be coal miners in a few months! That's going to be great! I'll be like, goodbye, blacklung!
So, I'm looking in your ear here... how many dicks would you say you shove up there on, say, a weekly basis? Ten, twenty perhaps? Anyway, I'm guessing that's what's been causing your ear to become clogged with dried semen.
yeah that's right Listen, you god-damn magazine-Us books have seen y ou in our library and we don't like it. You better watch yourself here, so's you don't end up with, say, all your pages pulled out.
100 000002 Hyde Park I need that shit you drive.
Mary, I'm getting a weird feeling...we've been on this picnic for six weeks now, and I never have to eat or urinate. I think...we're dead. Oh, William... We must be! We're... we're in heaven! Well, I killed a guy once, so this isn't heaven.
Wait, let me hold the hammer up like I'm chiseling. Okay...did you get the picture? Sweet. This is gonna look awesome on my Myspace page.
FUCK HORSES
Married To The Sea archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
